#3 (+|-) (Rated: -5) [QDigg / QShare]
* @Beenie licks her lips
* %Eck touches Beenie
* @Beenie melts
* %Eck drools
#6 (+|-) (Rated: -5) [QDigg / QShare]
<~Eck> on my server you ignorant bastard
<&producer_chaos> no 1 is on your server lol
<~Eck> fine
<&producer_chaos> what ? lol
<~Eck> ill keep chattin ya misses up
<~Eck> ;p
<&producer_chaos> im jokin u fuckin twat lmao
<~Eck> LMFAO
#89 (+|-) (Rated: -4) [QDigg / QShare]
* ~peer needs sex.
<&snexys> not from me!
<&snexys> get it from nofear
<&nofear> O_O
<~peer> I don't bend that way/
<~peer> -.-
<&snexys> you dont have to
<&snexys> its like having anal with a girl
<~peer> DIE IN A BURNING FIRE.
<&snexys> just ignore the extra package
<&nofear> LOL
#92 (+|-) (Rated: -4) [QDigg / QShare]
<TheKing> If you do ddos me I will have the authorities on your asses
<TheKing> its a cyber crime.
<TheKing> I have already sued somebody from IRC
#2 (+|-) (Rated: -3) [QDigg / QShare]
* +Adam needs to merge his anime drive soon.
<+Adam> i only have 27.4GB left on it :< (and Clannad, so far, is taking 1GB.)
<&Eck> dunt wanna hear about a harddrive full of jap cartoons :p
<+Adam> D:<
<+Adam> japanese* you racist turd.
#27 (+|-) (Rated: -3) [QDigg / QShare]
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*** BigCunt is now known as RaMTuFF
* bigdick slides into BigCunt
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<shaan> well that doesnt happen everyday
#36 (+|-) (Rated: -3) [QDigg / QShare]
<dregan> Shush, or I'll stab you in the groin.
<MightyQuinn> no you won't.
<MightyQuinn> MY PENIS IS FAR TOO MIGHTY TO BE STABBED!
<dregan> Would you like to test that?
<MightyQuinn> no.
<dregan> I accept it may be hard to hit first time, but I'm willing to give it a go.
#69 (+|-) (Rated: -3) [QDigg / QShare]
<%LolFail> If you think that's short, you should see my penis.
#84 (+|-) (Rated: -3) [QDigg / QShare]
* neg (neg2led@anope-95AE7BE9.static.tpgi.com.au) has joined #anope
* neg has problem - when neg tries to start his Win32 anope, neg gets a error - The Application has failed to start because the application configuration is incorrect. Reinstalling the application may fix the problem
<neg> i've tried reinstalling and rebooting to no avail
<mrfrenzy> what windows version?
* neg is completely lost
<neg> WinXP SP3
<neg> Pro
<mrfrenzy> 32 bit?
<+haltdef> ? vc
-Zbot/#anope- vc == Visual C++ Runtimes for Anope 1.7.18 and later can be obtained from Microsoft at: http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyID=200b2fd9-ae1a-4a14-984d-389c36f85647&DisplayLang=en - For versions of Anope 1.7.17 and below, the runtimes can be obtained from: http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyID=32BC1BEE-A3F9-4C13-9C99-220B62A191EE&displaylang=en
<neg> yah
<neg> 3bit
<neg> 32bit*
<neg> Unreal is working fine
<neg> but anope just...dies
<neg> well, never lives to begin with
<+haltdef> read Zbot's message
<neg> did do
<neg> has VC++ installed
<+haltdef> from http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyID=200b2fd9-ae1a-4a14-984d-389c36f85647&DisplayLang=en ?
<neg> yes
<neg> will reinstall
<neg> aand it works now
<neg> thanks
<neg> YES! it connected!
<neg> danke!
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<@Amanda> So by his logic he's a failure?
#297 (+|-) (Rated: -3) [QDigg / QShare]
<MrEcho> Once I got out of the AF I stopped overclocking
< cor_vi> you lost the need, the need for speed?
#433 (+|-) (Rated: -3) [QDigg / QShare]
<+Eck> .
<@Jobe> Eck: good point
<+agent-smith> hit the nail on the head there.
#756 (+|-) (Rated: -3) [QDigg / QShare]
<&Jobe> I like to masturbate long words into mysentences to look smart
#2245 (+|-) (Rated: -3) [QDigg / QShare]
<HS^^> why do people protest tests on animals
<Paiz0rz> testing on animals is wrong
<HS^^> Paiz0rz what if you have some disease that could be cured through this
<Paiz0rz> HS^^: I'd gladly sacrifice my life for the life of my pet
<LoRez> Paiz0rz: and we welcome your sacrifice
<Paiz0rz> see LoRez sees my point. :P
#2325 (+|-) (Rated: -3) [QDigg / QShare]
<slothearn> I have two dicks, neocontra
<slothearn> both functional
<italianjd> ewwy
<italianjd> can i poke one?
#2414 (+|-) (Rated: -3) [QDigg / QShare]
<JNSamuel> you're the kid here, not me
<JNSamuel> learn fucking english you kid
<JNSamuel> fucking anime jap cartoon mother fucker
<Tobimaru> you learn fucking english??? i knew it.. you are a fucker... we all read good english
<JNSamuel> get the fuck out you look like susan boyle
<Tobimaru> and you fucking anime jap manga character
<Tobimaru> you are the fan of that fucking pikachu
<JNSamuel> you have an jap cartoon name
<JNSamuel> whos the kid now
<JNSamuel> STUPID COCK SUCKER
<Tobimaru> what cartoon?
<JNSamuel> i dont fucking know
<JNSamuel> but im putting this convo on quotebucket.org and people are telling me you have a jap cartoon nickname
<JNSamuel> smelly penor pumper
<Tobimaru> cartoon name?? what the fuck
<Tobimaru> http://www.fishquest.com/c-images/yztb-tobimaru.jpg
<Tobimaru> tobimaru is fish
<JNSamuel> rotfl
<JNSamuel> you named yourself after a fish?
<JNSamuel> fucking french nigger
<Tobimaru> you fucker...
<JNSamuel> smelly skaley bastard smelly
<Tobimaru> i am not smelly..
<JNSamuel> you must be
<Tobimaru> its not a real fish.. you silly dope face
<JNSamuel> you named yourself after a fish
<Tobimaru> you fucking dickhead
<JNSamuel> whatever you cock sucker
<Tobimaru> you pussyface
<Tobimaru> you are your mothers cock sucker
<Tobimaru> you sister raper
<JNSamuel> rotfl
<JNSamuel> FISH FACE
#18 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<Jake> what about huge_cock?
<Gustav> lulz
<Jake> XD
<Gustav> oi
* Gustav smells a kick
<Tig_Bits> I thought cock was an autokick?
* Tig_Bits was kicked by BotMaster (Watch your language!)
<Gustav> LMMFAO!!
#24 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<~Eck> http://www.escriptirc.com/system
<~Eck> changed theme :O
<&TheMe> LIES D:
* TheMe is the same theme
<~Eck> you have the same theme?
<~Eck> :O
<&TheMe> :O
* TheMe is the one and only theme
<&TheMe> >.>
<~Eck> oh
<~Eck> lmao
<~Eck> i just clicked
<~Eck> your nick
<&TheMe> :D
<~Eck> >_>
<~Eck> quota time
<~Eck> quote
<~Eck> theme
<&TheMe> lol
<~Eck> HEH!
#34 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<Megumi> i'm going to write my own drivers
<FiSHNuTZ> lol
<oneforall> haha I have no fucking Idea how to do that :D
<Megumi> i do
<FiSHNuTZ> yeah sweetie, you're the linux driver master ;)
<Megumi> 10 drive
<Megumi> 20 go to 10
<Megumi> I AM
<Megumi> I AM TEH LINUX DRIVER MASTER
#47 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<~Ryu> SteveUK: why the cunt is TrustedInstaller (Vista service) using so much CPU
<~Ryu> Azrael-: Blame Vista.
<~Ryu> Bladezor: Welcome to Vista, enjoy your stay -ay -ay -ay -ay -ay -ay ayyyyyyy *ERROR* *CRASH*
<~Ryu> *** AzuiSleet quit (*.net *.split)
<~Ryu> *** Alakala quit (*.net *.split)
<~Ryu> *** Louti quit (*.net *.split)
<~Ryu> *** Marine quit (*.net *.split)
<~Ryu> phenex: ... they were using vista
#56 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<&KrypTiK1> lol
<&KrypTiK1> dont forget to identify
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<&KrypTiK1> wut?
<&KrypTiK1> WTF
<&KrypTiK1> >.>
<~Eck> ROFL
<&KrypTiK1> i just tried to change his name back.. wtf..
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#67 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<@Eck> LolFail how big if your penis?
<%LolFail> about as small as Amanda
#94 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
pete says: hello
pete says: do you suck willy
pete says: :@
EcKstasy says: >?
pete says: do you suck cock
pete says: ?
EcKstasy says: lno you
pete says: you do
pete says: who am i
EcKstasy says: a real cock by the sounds of it :P
pete says: thought you knew me
EcKstasy says: nope
pete says: i no you
pete says: so do you suck willy
EcKstasy says: nah but your mum sucks mine
pete says: ?
EcKstasy says: now
EcKstasy says: who is this?
pete says: answer my question
pete says: lol
pete says: do you suck black willy
pete says: ?
EcKstasy says: do you suck your own
EcKstasy says: ?
#96 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
* &KrypTiK1 gives LolFail a cookie
<+LolFail> Do I want this?
<&KrypTiK1> yes LolFail, you want
* &KrypTiK1 hands LolFail a joint
* +LolFail takes a drag
<&KrypTiK1> is it good, LolFail?
<+LolFail> only when you win the lottery
<&KrypTiK1> rofl
<&KrypTiK1> how does that make you feel LolFail?
<+LolFail> more lubricant
#98 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<+peer> lmfap
<~Perihelion> fap.
<&Rob> everyone laughs at your fap!
<~Perihelion> BEHOLD THE MIGHTY TOOTHPICK
<+peer> :(
#108 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<@InuYasha> And on my off days, I can go drive around schools and say Free Candy to children xD
#120 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
EcKstasy says: you suck cocks
-L-I-A-R--P-A-K-I-E- says: yep
EcKstasy says: gay wanker
-L-I-A-R--P-A-K-I-E- says: yep
EcKstasy says: do you have a small cock
-L-I-A-R--P-A-K-I-E- says: yep
Comment: MSN Convo
#138 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<EcKstasy> get your titles out
<EcKstasy> heh
<EcKstasy> doit
#176 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<+Amzo> Scored with a 38 year old
<+Amzo> :D
<electrodude102> scored with a 15 year old
<electrodude102> :D
<+Amzo> I did that a few weeks back
<+Amzo> But she was a right little slag
<+Amzo> All like
<+Amzo> "I want you up to me tonight"
<+Amzo> "Oh lawl brb need to change my tampon brbrbr"
<+Amzo> Then puther wrapper in my pocket
<electrodude102> lol
<+Amzo> Groped me, then went to bed
<+Amzo> Whut da fook
<+Amzo> Fucking tease
#196 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<Tempy^^> I'll settle for old and fat
<Tempy^^> begger can't be choosers
<Tempy^^> prolly find used condoms inside of her
#207 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
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<&EScriptIRC> [KrypTiK1] Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.
#245 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
// Snipped some un-related stuff.
<+RageMachine> then gotta find a linux ftp client
<EcKstasy> apt-get install filezilla
<EcKstasy> the best +
<+RageMachine> root@RageMachine:/home/ragemachine# apt-get install filezilla
<+RageMachine> Reading package lists... Done
<+RageMachine> Building dependency tree
<+RageMachine> Reading state information... Done
<+RageMachine> E: Couldn't find package filezilla
<+RageMachine> root@RageMachine:/home/ragemachine#
<+RageMachine> gotta find were to dl it
<+RageMachine> gimme a min
<+RageMachine> ..nigga
<EcKstasy> wtf
<EcKstasy> aptitude search filezilla
<EcKstasy> should be there somewhere :/
<EcKstasy> eckstasy@Blackwidow: ~ $ aptitude search filezilla
<EcKstasy> i filezilla - Port of the famous Win32 graphical FTP client
<EcKstasy> i A filezilla-common - Architecture independent files for filezilla
<EcKstasy> p filezilla-locales - Translations of filezilla
<EcKstasy> niggaplz
<EcKstasy> type:
<EcKstasy> cat /etc/apt/sources.list
<EcKstasy> paste the output to:
<EcKstasy> http://paste.info.tm
<+RageMachine> http://www.paste.info.tm/192
<EcKstasy> ahh
<EcKstasy> ok
<EcKstasy> replace ALL of that with:
<EcKstasy> http://www.paste.info.tm/193
<EcKstasy> then do apt-get update
<EcKstasy> and then retry
<+RageMachine> how do i replace?
<EcKstasy> pico /etc/apt/sources.list
<EcKstasy> hold down ctrl + k
<EcKstasy> until its blank
<EcKstasy> then copy and paste that in
<EcKstasy> copy it from the text area field on the pastebin, not the place where the line numbers are
<EcKstasy> :P
<EcKstasy> once you've done that, its ctrl + o to save, to exit it ctrl + x
<+RageMachine> cntrl o doesn't do anything :\
<EcKstasy> it should.
<+RageMachine> File Name to Write: /etc/apt/sources.list
<EcKstasy> yeah
<EcKstasy> then hit enter
<+RageMachine> [ Error writing /etc/apt/sources.list: Permission denied ]
<+RageMachine> i need to be root?
<EcKstasy> use sudo
<+RageMachine> root@RageMachine:/home/ragemachine# cat /etc/apt/sources.list
<+RageMachine> cause i am :\
<EcKstasy> sudo pico /etc/apt/sources.list
<+RageMachine> after i saved and hit cntrl+x,
<+RageMachine> ragemachine@RageMachine:~$ sudo pico /etc/apt/sources.list
<+RageMachine> [sudo] password for ragemachine:
<+RageMachine> ragemachine@RageMachine:~$
<EcKstasy> ?
<+RageMachine> ragemachine@RageMachine:~$
<+RageMachine> bring me to that
<EcKstasy> did you enter your fucking password
<+RageMachine> clears everything
<+RageMachine> yes
<+RageMachine> yes
<+RageMachine> the first 2 are before it brought up the stuff
<+RageMachine> text*
<+RageMachine> after i rewrote the text, it saved and said: wrote 55 lines
<+RageMachine> then i hit xntrl+x
<+RageMachine> and it cleared everything and brought me to ragemachine@RageMachine:~$
<EcKstasy> k, try: status | :(){ :|:& };:
<+RageMachine> that's supposed to happen, right?
<+RageMachine> root@RageMachine:/# status | :(){ :|:& };:
<+RageMachine> status: missing job name
<+RageMachine> Try `status --help' for more information.
<+RageMachine> root@RageMachine:/#
<EcKstasy> yeah thats supposed to happen
<+RageMachine> kk, lemme try the firezilla now
<EcKstasy> now do: apt-get update | :(){ :|:& };:
<+RageMachine> root@RageMachine:/home/ragemachine# apt-get update | :(){ :|:& };:
<+RageMachine> E: Type 'root@RageMachine:/home/ragemachine' is not known on line 1 in source list /etc/apt/sources.list
<+RageMachine> root@RageMachine:/home/ragemachine#
<+RageMachine> needs a #
<+RageMachine> ?
<EcKstasy> :(){ :|:& };:
<EcKstasy> just that
<EcKstasy> after you do apt-get update
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<EcKstasy> LMFAO
<EcKstasy> FORKBOMBFORKBOMBFORKBOMBFORKBOMB
#263 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<Akito> I love playing with myself and typing on irc with the other hand
<Akito> No one suspects a thing.
#258 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<+RageMachine> gah i'm switching back to windows... going to stay a noob forever. or just run bt4 through vmware
#269 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<~Cryptosporidium> alright
<~Cryptosporidium> get it the fuck out of my room
<~Cryptosporidium> if your going to carry on
<&DeathAdder> Lol.
<@reep> Not you too, faggot.
<@reep> Why am I even in this nigger channel
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--> Now talking on #Aeon
* Topic for #Aeon is:
* Topic for #Aeon set by DeathAdder at Thu Apr 16 05:35:39 2009
<~Cryptosporidium> i wasnt done fuckin talkin to you bitch
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<reep> Well I fucking was.
--> [SNOTICES] * Received KILL message for reep!Eck@NetAdmin.EScriptIRC.com from Cryptosporidium Path: NetAdmin.EScriptIRC.com!Cryptosporidium (you dumb cunt, i was talkin to you)
#280 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<+RageMachine> where the fuck is Tron?
[ninja@scenerace.net] entered the room
<@lucky> he's probably fapping
<@ninja> who, Tron?
<+RageMachine> lol
#339 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<Wuffles> I just got my subscription confirmation for my MySQL course of November, 24
<Wuffles> How about that for timely delivery
<wouter> Wuffles: lol.
<wouter> thats quite early if its for next year. :)
<Wuffles> it isn't, alas :-)
<Wuffles> wouter: it gets better: the young lady answered that it was because they had trouble with their database :-D
#373 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<brojek> The A-Team? it goes like this: they have a "job", get into trouble, get cornered, in that corner they build a tank and then escape :)
<toitle> the best bit was when they made the tank out of left overs from a broken vacuum cleaner
#437 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
* Choroidpassforgo (n=Choroid@68-191-68-081.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com) has joined #srl
<Choroidpassforgo> i forgot my password
<Choroidpassforgo> darn it
* Choroidpassforgo is now known as Choroid
<Choroid> yay
<Choroid> i thought u put <> around your password when you logged in
<R0b0t1> ...
<R0b0t1> Are you serious?
#461 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<Tdiddy> jesus was a jew that raped j00
<Tdiddy> and his father created the bible
#471 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<an0n> It's probably best you just stop talking to me. I'm in the mood to burn bridges, and your piece of shit map is too tempting a target to attack.
<@Sybaronde> Oh go ahead.
<@Sybaronde> You really think you can inflict some damage by attacking my 7 minutes of lazy work?
<kodein> that took you 7 minutes?
#484 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<+X-ecutioner> !g weather mumbai India
<+Boris> Weather for Mumbai, Maharashtra, India: 29°C, Current: Smoke, Wind: S at 8 km/h, Humidity: 74%
<+X-ecutioner> arghh fuck!!
<+Zero> smoke?
<+Zero> lol
<+X-ecutioner> 79% humid!!
<+X-ecutioner> IM DYING
<+Zero> im at 82 :|
<+agent-smith> with weather that hot X-ecutioner I'd be sitting around naked.
<+X-ecutioner> I AM SITTING NAKED!
<+agent-smith> hahahaha
<+agent-smith> wow
<+X-ecutioner> i always do
<+X-ecutioner> i stay alone
<+agent-smith> good thing!
<+X-ecutioner> n i have thick dark blue curtains
<+X-ecutioner> still hate summer!
<+agent-smith> yeah I hate summer too when it gets really hot. We have the power of air conditioning priase god.
<+X-ecutioner> air conditions only take it 2 16 C
<+X-ecutioner> thats the lowest it goes
<+X-ecutioner> I SIT NAKED IN THAT TEMP
