#2472 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
EcKstasy: smell my fingers
Host: ransid
Host: ew
EcKstasy: thats your mother you're talking about
#2471 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<rundata> chronicness: what is rundata?
<chronicness> a buttplug-loving swede-sucker
#2470 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
VICKY: I hate it when my boyfriend farts
VICKY: I think its disrespectful
EcKstasy: lol dirty cuban bastards
VICKY: in 5 years he has only heard me fart once
VICKY: and that's because he's always saying
VICKY: "gooo, gooo fart baby, I want to hear it!"
#2469 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
@BeatKiLL: beaty was silent, smoking in the bathroom
@BeatKiLL: he heard all the noises surrounding him
@BeatKiLL: the birds were chanting
@BeatKiLL: until the sound "plop!" was heard
@BeatKiLL: and a freed soul he felt
&puppet wipes away a tear
&puppet: that was beautiful man, just beautiful
#2468 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<Aaron> Tier-1/2 DNS provider based in Canada, 10 minute TTL on your A records (fast global propagation on changes)
<Sebas> Words in that sentence I understood: Provider, Canada, minute.
<flack> global
<Sebas> Don't overestimate my linguistic aptitude.
#2467 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<Kin> I can't believe I get made fun of all day for being a weeaboo by people who spend their time playing nothing but japanese games, and arguing which miku song is the best -___-
#2466 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
Blarg400000: I think we should remake King of the Hill
Blarg400000: to King of the Corner
Command057: lol
Blarg400000: "I sell cocaine and cocaine accessories."
#2465 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<Sabriel> and he just took off his shirt
<Sabriel> this is quite a contrast
<Sabriel> I have like a longsleeve and a sweater
<Sabriel> and droider just has his undershirt
<Sabriel> and we're sitting next to each other
<Greenbox> lol
<Greenbox> if this could be a setup for anything
<Greenbox> it could be the weirdest porn made ever by CS students
#2464 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<SnowGryphon> At a local internet cafe, I saw the most curious sight - a young man running a browser in a virtual machine and posting on PS3-centric forums. I became aware of the fact that the virtual machine software was linking the host and the VM so that the VM could use the net. Thus, I was given the rare privilege of witnessing an actual troll under a (NAT) bridge.
#2463 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<Ryan> I had my car broken into. They ignored my two laptops, but instead took my iPhone charger and 3 cans of Grape Soda from my cooler.
#2462 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<scgtrp> "This License Agreement is effective until terminated."
<scgtrp> NO WAY
#2461 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
PartyGirl1450981: I set VLC to always look for subtitle files and use them for the corresponding videos
PartyGirl1450981: and I set it to always use the english subs for Damnatus
PartyGirl1450981: so the bob ross video I'm watching is slightly grim dark
PartyGirl1450981: hes talking about a beautiful blue color to start off with
PartyGirl1450981: and the subs are talking about how the universe has devolved into a hell of eternal war
PartyGirl1450981: I muted it for extra lols
PartyGirl1450981: and he's painting a cloud into the sky
PartyGirl1450981: "HUMANITY HAS NO ALTERNATIVE"
#2460 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
<Rage> COMBO
<hth> end RTL;
<Rage> BROKEN
<hth> 1 // Structural model of AND gate from two NANDS
<Rage> IS
<hth> 2 module and_from_nand();
<Rage> SO
<hth> 3
<Rage> LEET
<hth> 4 reg X, Y;
<Rage> SAUCE
<hth> 5 wire F, W;
<Rage> CAUSE
<hth> 6 // Two instantiations of the module NAND
<Rage> HTH
<hth> 7 nand U1(W,X, Y);
<Rage> IS
<hth> 8 nand U2(F, W, W);
<Rage> GAY
<hth> 9
<Rage> SAUCE
<hth> 10 // Testbench Code
<Rage> FOR
<hth> 11 initial begin
<Rage> ME
<hth> 12 $monitor ("X = %b Y = %b F = %b", X, Y, F);
<Rage> WOOT
* Faust gives channel half-operator status to hth
<Rage> WOOT
#2459 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<DFSniper> mmm, one more year til miley can pose in playboy
<Critical> she'll be preggers by then
<Cookie> Or lindsey lohanified.
#2458 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Burningmace> how old is jjcm?
<+gir> Old enough that most of the things he does is illegal.
<+gir> There may or may not be free candy involved
#2457 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<@CESSMASTA> "rape risk rise for cambodia women"
<@CESSMASTA> i like alliteration and all but that headline strikes me as a tad unprofessional
<@dbelange> Cambodian Cooch Caper Count Climbing
#2456 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<nameless> +G is so annoying!
<fahadsadah> Censorship is <censored>
<fahadsadah> <censored> censorship
#2455 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<jonathan> NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE BINGHAMTON NY
<jonathan> 1102 AM EST SAT MAR 13 2010
<jonathan> ...THE FLOOD WARNING CONTINUES FOR THE FOLLOWING RIVERS IN NEW
<jonathan> YORK...PENNSYLVANIA...
<jonathan> :|
-!- jonathan was kicked from #naruteitor by ChanServ [Stop flooding!]
#2454 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<KingPoker> No one at work is really suitable.
<KingPoker> All too scientist, like really scientist.
* Debbie has joined #social
<ChewBong> No female scientits?
<KingPoker> 0_O
Debbie has left #social
<ChewBong> scientists*
<KingPoker> Wahahahahahahahaha
<ChewBong> Whoops...
<Blackpearl> I thought that was pretty okay...
KingPoker has left #social
#2453 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<RayN> The only time you /absolutely/ can't have meat on Fridays in during Lent
<RayN> During the rest of the year, it's okay as long as you do something else to make up for it
<cthuljew> Like cut off a toe.
<RayN> Exactly!
<Twinge> Gogo Samurai Catholics
<cthuljew> "I have dishonored my master, and therefore give up my life... for Lent."
#2452 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
MJ: still not drawn shit
Jingleboy: Same
MJ: k
MJ: here goes
Jingleboy: Don't know what to do
MJ: sketchpad is open
MJ: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
MJ: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
MJ: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
[Snip]
MJ says: oops
Jingleboy: Sudden burst of tourettes
MJ says: i pressed the wrong key
Jingleboy: There's a key that does that?
#2451 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<Julie188> they're deconstructing the dome at the south pole
<wcrowe> I don't think that word means what you think it means.
<wcrowe> "Dismantled" would be a better choice.
<wcrowe> Of course I may be wrong. Perhaps the Seabees really have been standing around considering the the dome's true meaning and searching for inconsistencies in its design.
<quantumplacet> yes, you may be wrong.
<quantumplacet> Deconstruct:
<quantumplacet> tr.v. 1. To break down into components; dismantle.
<gclef> today's lesson: don't let philosophers dictate meaning
#2450 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<eganist> How is it you know that Asians have small dicks?
<thebeefytaco> Well, 1 million chinamen can't be wrong
<mattboehm> but 1 million chinamen can be Wong!
#2449 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<@jburges> fucking hell, compiling shit on an intel atom is like watching a blind man pick out his favorite porno.
#2448 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<@X-LP> I did my biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name something commonly found in cells. Apparently blacks is not the answer.
#2447 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<+EroticRadio> Now Playing: Aqua - Barbie Girl
<+Slutty> oh dear. what will the neighbours think?
#2446 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
EcKstasy: i want to show you
EcKstasy: my shit
Host: no thanks
Host: my brother in law always sends me a picture message with his shit
Host: right after lunch
EcKstasy: rotfl
Host: makes me gag all the time
#2445 (+|-) (Rated: 12) [QDigg / QShare]
Host: i think i have food poisoning
Host: i feel wierd and bad
Host: plus what happend last night.
EcKstasy: never eat your mothers cooking
Host: nah i went ot jap restaurant
EcKstasy: you know what that means
EcKstasy: cut up dogs and shit in their food
Host: yes
Host: good shit
Host: but i think im alergic to Pomeranians/
Host: ROTFL
#2444 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<+JNSamuel> whats the point in BOM
<+Ashhh> what's BOM??
<+nils_> Bank of Mongolia?
<+JNSamuel> byte order marks
<+JNSamuel> in ANSI files
* NewUser (~shadowirc@nvita.org) has joined #defocus
<+flippo> acronymfinder.com/BOM.html
* NewUser is now known as ssquirrel
<+Ashhh> lol
<+flippo> There's no point in a Barrel Of Monkeys. They're just a lot of un.
<+flippo> [fun]
<+Ashhh> lol
<+shadowmaster> lol?!
#2443 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<duckie> is it really fucking 420am
<baumrock2008> here it is 10:21 a.m. friday
<Marie> no its 5:21
<Marie> well here it is
<duckie> sec. *checks time online*
<duckie> holy shit it is 422am
<duckie> dear god o_O.. last time i looked at the clock it said 12:18am
<duckie> wtf have i been doing D:
<duckie> DAMN YOU IRC!
#2442 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Xires> ande; if you would like me to check spelling and grammar, let me know
<ande> Defenley :P
#2441 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<airofreak-ng> BILL GATES WORKS FOR THE ILLUMINATI HIS SYSTEMS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE INSECURE
<airofreak-ng> he told me so on skype
#2440 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
<+ank> If my current gf marries me, i'll have to commit suicide
<+ank> She's so fucking annoying
#2439 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
%mewl | ecudorian wtf is that?
%connection | mewl: from ecuador?
%mewl | oh..
%connection | nice fail sir, nice fail
#2438 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<g-unot> Dante dont fuck with me
<connection> o.O
<connection> lawl
<connection> wtf
<g-unot> that cupcake eating motherfucker
<Logik> yea how dare he eat cupcakes?
<Dante> stfu
<Dante> g-unot, i can fuck you all i want
<torn-treasure> Dante; why you wanna fuck g-unot?
<Logik> why... not?
<g-unot> oh once i catch this little punk at defcon
<g-unot> its going down
<Logik> fucking right in the middle of defcon?
<InfinatlyInked> sounds sexy
<Logik> on the floor?
<Logik> just one
<Logik> giant
<Logik> hacker orgy
<Logik> (_(_):D
<torn-treasure> ....
<torn-treasure> g-unot; so you're an exhibitionist?
<g-unot> nah
<g-unot> lol
#2437 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
* Azuvix (~james@75-174-9-137.bois.qwest.net) has joined #freenode
<Azuvix> I need some help.
<Azuvix> I'm getting 404 errors when I try to connect to #fsf. Any ideas?
<JNSamuel> uh?
<+KB1JWQ> Azuvix: 404's an HTML return code. It has no bearing on IRC.
<bburhans> 404 is a valid numeric, I just forget what it means
<JNSamuel> html return code? ;S
#2436 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
Julio Hernandez: you gonna help cluster this shit
EcKstasy: i can only do that at the system
EcKstasy: buy me a plane ticket
Julio Hernandez: no you'll fuck my wife
Julio Hernandez: rotfl
#2435 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
eLement: I use Calvin Klein "one" cologne.
eLement: So you can know what I smell like
duckie: you wanna know what i almost just did
duckie: i almost went to google it.. so i could smell it.
eLement: ROFL!
duckie: i opened up firefox and was like "wow.. i never cease to amaze myself -__-"
#2434 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<~duckie> fucking hell man
<~duckie> i just spent the last of my money on a toothbrush
<~duckie> why the fuck do they make personal hygene items so fucking expensive
<~duckie> they want us to be clean
<~duckie> BULLSHIT
<~duckie> they want our fucking money
<~duckie> id be better off saving up pubes and superglueing them to a stick
<%Adward> I'm so going to quote that
* %Adward donates duckie some pubes
<~duckie> Adward id be honored to brush my teeth with ur pubes
#2433 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
marc: so
marc: how's shit?
kichimi: solid with bits of sweetcorn in it
kichimi: you
#2432 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
<+Angel-SL> SlashLife: I'm permanentaly privileged on this channel.
<+SlashLife> Angel-SL: So what? I don't car.
<+SlashLife> *care
<+RandomTime> I don't car either
<+RandomTime> You should see how little I car... (I'll stop)
#2431 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
eckstasy: i was doing a shit.
Host: LOL, Neat.
eckstasy: My ass is bleeding.
Host: Stop getting ass fucked then.
#2430 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
Host: You know the coder of utorrent is partially retarded
iN Chuck Norris (2): yeah
iN Chuck Norris (2): i wish retarded people coded windows
iN Host: ROTFL
#2429 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
<duckie> ill stop the world and melt with you <3
<Lizzieluv> aww duckie <3 i iddnt no we were that close
<duckie> of course we are <3
<Lizzieluv> <3
<Lizzieluv> aww
<duckie> we are so close our vaginas are touching
<noodles> cant get any closer than that
#2428 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<+man> dude newb
<+man> gimme secks
<+newb> y?
<+man> b,coz i wanna make mariom jealous.
<&mariom> ?
<+newb> ok
* +newb fucks multi
<~Skittles> nvfdjkabvda
<&mariom> im only 10 1/2 dude
<~Skittles> wait
<~Skittles> peyton
<~Skittles> wut you mean
<~Skittles> [7:53pm] [DA]marioman311: and I have no info from coaster
<+newb> hes stilll little
<+man> i thought u was 11
<&mariom> i dont want secks, i want a girl
<+Man> ._.
<+newb> O:
<+newb> :O
#2427 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<~Alan> Josh, just surrender.
<~Alan> Give it up
* &Google gives it up.
<&Google> Be gentle now
<&adventure_of_link> Ewww
<~Alan> dash dash dash dot dash dot dot dot dash dash dash _stop_
<&adventure_of_link> :p
* ~Alan dies inside
#2426 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<+[DA]Multi> dude my dick is erect.
<+Panther> ok
<+[DA]Multi> ._.
<&[DA]Honchkrow> same multi
<&[DA]Honchkrow> porn ftw
* +[DA]Multi goes to rub one out
<+[DA]Multi> brb
<&[DA]Honchkrow> lol
<+Panther> lol why would you tell people that lol
<&[DA]Honchkrow> lmao
<&[DA]Honchkrow> i was joking
<+Panther> :P
<+Panther> idk if he is lol
<&[DA]Honchkrow> prob not
<+Panther> lol
<+[DA]Sol64> :/
*akward silence*
#2425 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
*** Google joined #Evangelion
+++ Sayuri|A has given voice to Google
<~Alan|Classwork> wb slacker
<+adventure_of_link> WB
<+Google> Wait what?
<~Alan|Classwork> lol
<~Alan|Classwork> Kinda slow on the uptake this evening, aren't ya?
<+Google> How am I a slacker.
<~Alan|Classwork> You are.
<+Google> I was busy editing Portableapps.
<~Alan|Classwork> I said you were, so you are. End of story.
<+Google> Yeah... and I'm a fairy.
<+Google> Wait...
<+Google> Forget I said that.
<~Alan|Classwork> .....
*** ~Alan|Classwork goes to quote that.
<+Google> Lol
#2424 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<Joori> oh btw CJ!!!! <url removed>
<CharltonJ> no
<CharltonJ> my sis is here
<Lynx> pronnnnn
<Lynx> LOL
<CharltonJ> she will slap my ss
<Lynx> GET HER ON IT
<CharltonJ> ass
<Joori> show us her tits
<Lynx> LMFAOOO
<CharltonJ> LOL
<CharltonJ> THEY ARE BIG
<Joori> LOL
<Lynx> LOLLL
<CharltonJ> I SEE THEM EVERY DAY
<Lynx> LOL
<Joori> rofl wtf
<CharltonJ> WHEN SHES IN SHOWER I OPEN THE DOOR
<Lynx> LOL
<CharltonJ> XD
<Lynx> LOL
<Joori> do u get horny over them
<Lynx> L
<Lynx> LL
<Joori> haha lynx can't type
<CharltonJ> YES I GET HORNY FOR MY DAD TOO
<Lynx> LOLLL
<CharltonJ> HE GOT BIG COCK
<Lynx> LOL
<Joori> tell gim to tit fuck ur sis, and then he cums on ur face and u take a pic and upload it for us to see
<Joori> him*
