#266 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<Case> MY THEFT OF MOVIES ALLOWS FREEDOM
<Camo> BRING THE CAPITALIST PIGS TO THEIR KNEES BY DOWNLOADING AND SHARING EPISODES OF SOUTH PARKS!!!!!1111
<Case> if piracy takes down capitalism, i am pretty much the second plane to hit the twin towers
<Camo> HAHAHAHAHHHAHA
<Camo> tell you what
<Camo> give me the hdd - but supply it full of films and tv series and shit, yo?
<Case> if i can sure
<Case> we don have a media store anymore
<Case> so its quite hard
<Camo> im sure you've got 100gb or so floating about
<Camo> but none of your sick giraffe porn
<Case> not even the one called 2girls1zebra?
<Camo> no, you can include that one
#469 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<JasonDM> finally
<JasonDM> the new realtek audio drivers have an option to disable the auto-detection crap
<DominoEffect> took them long enough
<JasonDM> no more stupid notifications that I plugged/unplugged my headphones, yay
<JasonDM> especially when they're still plugged in and I didn't do anything with them
<DominoEffect> "HEY YOU JUST PLUGGED SHIT IN" "...thanks." "NP DUDE"
<DominoEffect> the little two tone windows noise is enough to let me know it's plugged in all the way
<JasonDM> "HEY YOU JUST UNPLUGGED SHIT" "No...I didn't..." "HEY YOU JUST PLUGGED SHIT IN" "NO!"
#952 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<+TheKing> fkjrtbkjerkjtnwkejnrkwjenkjrwnerkjw3nkjr2n3knkj23nkjr2n3kv45j23nb2j3lk5 WAT
<&Jobe> TheKing, youre broken
<&Jobe> ^^ never a truer word said
<&Jobe> kthx
<&Sacred> Rofl
<~peer> owned
#1266 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<~Callidus> I feel funny...
<~Callidus> I dont know this feeling...
<~Callidus> Its new.
<~Callidus> Distant, like it was always there, waiting to be unlocked.
<Sclariqrevk> That's called puberty
#699 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg > QShare]
+Stárgåsmíç: Brb, Mom yellin' ×.×
+Stárgåsmíç: She needs dick in her mouth -.-"
+Stárgåsmíç: :X
#1515 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg > QShare]
<Glenjamin> someone needs to invent a machine that is cost effective
<Glenjamin> and changes car tyres
<r4v5> they have one already
<r4v5> it's called mexicans
<Glenjamin> i cant keep one in the boot for when i get a flat tho
<Glenjamin> i need the room for shopping and stuff
<r4v5> true, and there's the chance you'll get stopped by the INS
#1547 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
* gewt reads rfc1459
<+CoJaBo-Aztec> who reads RFCs? :P
<+lewellyn> CoJaBo-Aztec: i do. i can quote rfcs for various things off the top of my head :(
<+CodeNinja> I don't read them all the way through but I've read a few
<+CoJaBo-Aztec> I fall asleep after the first half page or so lol
<+CodeNinja> lol
<+CodeNinja> thats like me and the javascript book
<+CodeNinja> 'so you put a <script>.....zzzzzzzzz'
<+CoJaBo-Aztec> LOL
<+CoJaBo-Aztec> "In HTTP, the Boring: header is used... to.... zzzzzzzzzz"
<+Karida> hehehe
<+CodeNinja> I find myself skimming more than reading though
<+CodeNinja> especially in RFC's
#8 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg > QShare]
* @eck divorces beenie for cheating on eck :(
<@Beenie> Since when is dancing cheating?
<@Heatpack> She didn't cheat on ya
<@Heatpack> It's not like I'm cock blocking ya
#1309 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<hypr> if i was getting it in the ass by a brute id fucking kill him stab him in the throat with a pencil or something
#1598 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
* Matt has joined #stats
* NoobServ gives channel operator status to Matt
<Matt> @_@
<Matt> Fucking CPU
* Remus produces pictures of Matt fucking his CPU
#1896 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<FlashGordon2000> it seems corporate fat cats are at it again
<FlashGordon2000> internetshouldbeillegal.com
<yury> FlashGordon2000: non flash version available?
<FlashGordon2000> yury, unfortunatly no
<avu> yury, if you're neither gay nor a woman, you won't be interested anyway
<avu> yury, it's a video of naked men dancing
<yury> ah, k
#2416 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<@Host> If you see it want it I own it!
<@peer> you're fired
* Host (inkminds@NetAdmin.EScriptIRC.com) has quit ([blackwidow.escriptirc.com] Local kill by peer (fired))
<@peer> FIRED
<@peer> mother fucker looks like susan boyle
#128 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<+Pinky> My hubby was 6Ft 2 in stocking feet. If he wore my dress you know what you would see. LOL
<+daleeff> lol yep
* Teressa sets mode: +v savannah
<+Cortne> LOL Oinky
<+Cortne> pinky rather
<~Teressa> lol
<+JavaJunkie> lol
<+daleeff> lmao @ oinky
<~Teressa> lmao
<+Cortne> lmao
<+daleeff> talk about a typo
#1593 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<kripple`> ...never get a roomate that smokes if you don't
<Garrett> back in highschool, one of the teachers would use a fire extinguisher on students she caught smoking
<kripple`> oh wat i would do with one of those lol
<Garrett> had a sign up on the classroom door, "If you are found smoking, it will be assumed that you are on fire, and proactive measures will be taken"
<kripple`> i would bust into his room like SWAT and foam his ass
#813 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
< Snow> I need ops so I can set the topic
< andrewh> yeah, we're short on ops, tho
< andrewh> even opering up doesn't offer any direct way to set ops
< Snow> Hold tight.
-!- ServerMode/#contoso [+o Snow] by irc.contoso.com
< andrewh> whoa, well done
<@Snow> My talents for the trivial and unimportant are limitless.
< andrewh> hahahah
<@Snow> Spending all of my high school career on irc paid off right there.
#1951 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<Doc> Could a hard crash cause ZNC to go funky?
<SilverLeo> how hard?
<bigpresh> Doc: if it was a very hard crash, as in, the server falling from an 8th-floor window, yes, I expect that could cause some strange behaviour.
#1032 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<wuzei> you know, all those dildos that are out there in the world. i wonder how many penis model's must've been used
<wuzei> maybe it's the same three or four penis superstars
<wuzei> because i've never seen an ad "is your penis big, veiny, and aesthetically pleasing? come and let us make a plaster cast of it for US$10000 and become famous worldwide!!!"
#1888 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<Pryoidain> Installing any version of solaris BUT open solaris is a bit like hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
<Pryoidain> The harder you try the more damage you cause.
#2376 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<revani> what kind of site is that?
<Freakyenzo> bash.org?
<Freakyenzo> never heard of it?
<Sebas> You can add quotes from IRC channels, and after 5 months, they'll reject it.
<Sebas> Every now and then they fall asleep and miss the reject button.
<Sebas> And that's why, very rarely, quotes get approved.
#661 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<Ballerboy> i read something that said Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits are the seven worst words.
<Aholelottaman> Holy SHIT, I saw some massive TITS and almost PISSed my pants cause those MOTHERFUCKERs were so FUCKing hot it made me want her CUNT, but her COCKSUCKER boyfriend was there.
<Niceone> Nice one
#1578 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg > QShare]
<insane_alien> spam is the reason why skynet will never happen.
<UnintentionalChaos> unless....all the spam becomes sentient. then we're fucked.
<insane_alien> one of two things will happen, skynet battles spammers, not humans, due to having to deal with all those annoying fuckers causes it to side with the humans.
<insane_alien> two, skynet commits suicide under the torrent of shit
<Fuzzwood> three, skynet feels insecure because of all the penis enlargement spam and fires the nukes anyway.
#286 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg > QShare]
<Poiesis> first bucket refuses botsnacks. then he demands more time off. then: apocalypse
<natjo> poisoned botsnack
* Bucket keels over and dies.
<Poiesis> or not
#1727 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg > QShare]
<peter> My new G3 connection.
<peter> So I can sit and type in one window and watch it appear in the other window
#1356 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
<hypr> wtf are donut seeds
#2430 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
Host: You know the coder of utorrent is partially retarded
iN Chuck Norris (2): yeah
iN Chuck Norris (2): i wish retarded people coded windows
iN Host: ROTFL
#1400 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<gloone> reptile is into older women.. and he gets his pics in #100%preteensexpix
#2358 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg > QShare]
<@amr> Boy 1: I woke up in that girls room again
<@amr> Boy 2: Arh Not Again.
<@amr> Boy 1: Yea. I think i had a nose bleed or something. I had blood all over my hands
<@amr> Boy 2: Urhh.. Are you sure she wasnt on her period?
<@amr> Boy 1: Nah 'cause my face had blood all .... Ohh
#259 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
Anthony says: Some guy, who thinks he's awesome on computers
Anthony says: Some win fag
Anthony says: I asked him why root wouldn't fsck the partition
Anthony says: And he called me a sick bastard
Anthony says: :/
#1778 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<+peer> if there are any americans here, run, lokans is an fbi agent
<+peer> jk
<+peer> rofl
<&Jobe> lol
<+peer> training though
#196 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg > QShare]
<Tempy^^> I'll settle for old and fat
<Tempy^^> begger can't be choosers
<Tempy^^> prolly find used condoms inside of her
#1193 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
(@David) I should go get some fruit loops and add a shit load of sugar
(@David) it'd make it taste better
(@David) and I wouldn't feel so fruity for eating 'em
<@Caleb|Dreaming> nothing wrong with being fruity
<@Caleb|Dreaming> just look at me
<@Caleb|Dreaming> :X
#40 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg > QShare]
(SpAc3d-) T@$#@R!@##!I!#!#P!#!#
(SpAc3d-) if you were tripping it would show up really clearly :P
#608 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<Melissa> my dad just said to me: "Your mom has a red spot on her boob" in a drunken stupor
<Jonathan> ...what
<Melissa> turns out it was steak sauce
<Jonathan> nice.
<whfsdude> can I lick it off for her?
#1141 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<Oddlot> HOLY SHIT
<Oddlot> SUN
<Oddlot> IT'S OUT
<Oddlot> THERE'S FUCKING SUNLIGHT
<Oddlot> fff....
* Oddlot (n=Me@c-65-96-116-159.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has left #socketaplus
#1222 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<Hitchhiker> Gotta catch 'em all!
<ManInBlack> STDs!
<marik7772003> gonorrhea, i choose you
<ManInBlack> GO GET 'EM, HIV!
<Hitchhiker> Herpes, fire attack!
<ManInBlack> HIV IS EVOLVING
<ManInBlack> CONGRATULATIONS! YOUR HIV HAS BECOME AIDS!
#2115 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg > QShare]
<+goose> I'm drunk and trying to swat a mosquito
<+JNSamuel> you're in mexico?
<+goose> close enough
<+goose> friggin texas
<+JNSamuel> cover you're face they carry swine flu
<+JNSamuel> not the texans.. the mosquitos :P
<+goose> I'm immune!!
<+goose> I have the immune system of god himself
<+goose> so says my doctor. pretty much only thing I'm not immune to is aids.
<+JNSamuel> ..
#2201 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<mjt> "blueberry taco" sounds like it might be a euphemism
<mjt> for some depraved sex act
<mick> yeah like squeezing a body part tight till it turn blue and then.......why the fuck am thinking this shit...
#997 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<~peer> theres nothing to quote
<R616765> i want 999
<@connection> SOMEONE DO SOMETHING GAY
<R616765> i have a tiny penis
<~peer> i want your mother but i cant get her
<~peer> because she is dead
<@connection> fuck it, it'll do
<@connection> qb tiem
<R616765> lol
#1831 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<CaptYossarian> anyone ever see someone hijack an 800 #, pick up on the first ring, take down the info and know the info from the company theyre stealing the call from, and then put you on hold?
<CaptYossarian> cos i just called up us air to finalize a reservation and it picked up w a rep instantly and then taht happened
<chronomex> what do you mean "take down the info and know the info"?
<CaptYossarian> so i called back and got a 'press one for this...'
<CaptYossarian> they knew the pertinent info
<chronomex> I'm still a bit confused
<chronomex> they knew who you were?
<CaptYossarian> yeah dude
<CaptYossarian> if it was a scam
<CaptYossarian> it was a damned good one
<CaptYossarian> and im almost proud to be duped by it
<chronomex> I think that's what ANI is for
<chronomex> you may be a victim of customer service
#62 (+|-) (Rated: 4) [QDigg > QShare]
<@Eck> oh the weather woman on the tv is hot today.
<@Eck> sagjsad;gsd;pajg;pdafjhdfs
<~Amanda> Put the cock down
<@Eck> -.-
#728 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg > QShare]
<%Eck> kneel
* Nick KNEELS
<%Eck> sook!
<%Eck> :o
* Nick sooks
<@Nick> spit or swallow?
<Cockroach_Out> swallow
* Nick gulps
<@Nick> NEXT
#2287 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
(+ware) I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and
(+ware) slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just get sooo
(+ware) stressed and life seems to get funny?
(+ware) Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car,
(+ware) looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
(+ware) So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"... and
(+ware) THAT'S when the fight started . .
#2214 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<LAX> i have a great idea for a sketch
<LAX> two guys are sitting at the pearly gates in white robes and army helmets
<LAX> and one turns to the other and says "close only counts in horseshoes"
<LAX> the end
#660 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<tobeh_> dfg
<tobeh_> hi guize
<tobeh_> im wearin lingerie under my clothes
<tobeh_> wanted 2 feel sexy
<whfsdude> I'm wearing naked under my clothes
<tobeh_> nice
#2254 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<Xires> but if you dismantle it..be careful..some PSUs can retain a charge even when not connected to an outlet
<connection> dismantling it now
<connection> i'm lawling at this worning
<connection> "Caution! Do not remove this cover. No serviceable components inside"
<connection> warning*
<connection> then RIGHT next to it
<connection> "Hazardous Area. Trained service people only"
<connection> if there is nothing to service
<connection> why the FUCK are you training people to service it?
<connection> FUCK
<connection> damnit
<connection> putting the cover back
<connection> I touched the transformer
<Xires> lol
<Xires> told ya
<connection> fucking shit
<connection> well at least now I can fucking juggle the SOB
<Xires> LOL
#1987 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<psmylie> Ok, I'm remoting in now
<hoopy> Ok
<psmylie> Ok, I'm in.
<psmylie> Heh, neat. I can see your sametime client. It's like I'm chatting in stereo
<psmylie> I can also make you say things!
<hoopy> I like men
<psmylie> Ha!
<hoopy> Funny. Jerk.
#2355 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<@thermo> i'd like to see a study that ascertains the long-term psychological effects in child actors of just being on svu
<@thermo> that is a pretty traumatic episode for that 11 year old kid
<@CESSMASTA> i think there was a lot of controversy about dakota fanning being 4 years old and having to recount her mother's violent murder or something
<@thermo> oh yeah
<@thermo> there was also a rape scene?
<@thermo> i seem to remember that
<@CESSMASTA> I dunno
<@thermo> but i really don't need "dakota fanning rape scene" in whatever calculations google does to personalize my search results
