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#1135 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<@max> I wonder if uniball has ever thought of getting lance armstrong to sponsor their pens

#324 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<Quaze> Yo momma is such a slut, if she were a collection class, her insert method would be public!

#701 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

* freze (n=freze@c-83-233-144-133.cust.bredband2.com) has joined #httpd
<lolmaus> look at this guy, he can't spell freeze nor broadband properly.

#389 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<+AJ> AJ> great
<+AJ> <AJ> now he's fapping
<+AJ> <AJ> youwon't see him until tonight now
<+AJ> <Nick> lol
<+AJ> * Nick helps
<+AJ> Nick's helping Jobe fap??? :|
<+AJ> orgy? :|

#153 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<~Host> why did the chicken cross the road?
<Eck> to see you on the other side as you demanded it
<Eck> nig
<Eck> OWNED

#597 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<Archibold> !up
* CServe sets mode: +h Archibold
<LolFail> !up
* CServe sets mode: +h LolFail
<Boris> !up
* CServe sets mode: +o Boris
<@Boris> channel takeover detected everyone run around screaming !*&!^!*(&!^&(*!(*^&!^*&(!!
<%Archibold> channel takeover detected everyone run around screaming !*&!^!*(&!^&(*!(*^&!^*&(!!
<%LolFail> channel takeover detected everyone run around screaming !*&!^!*(&!^&(*!(*^&!^*&(!!
<%Archibold> !down
* CServe sets mode: -h Archibold
<@Boris> !down
* CServe sets mode: -o Boris
<%LolFail> !down
* CServe sets mode: -h LolFail

#1766 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<silicate> shit, it looks like it's gonna be sunny on saturday
* Zally glares at you
<silicate> that's not good ... for reasons, that would require a much un-needed and long story
<Zally> hmm, ya ill take your word for it?
<silicate> yeah, i don't feel like explaining it
<Zally> Its all good
<Zally> I dont feel like pretending im interested

#626 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

omgwtfbbq says: im scared
omgwtfbbq says: im hooked on DBZ now
EcKstasy (ci) says: wtf is dbz?
omgwtfbbq says: dragon ball Z
EcKstasy (ci) says: dude
EcKstasy (ci) says: pokemon fgt
omgwtfbbq says: N
omgwtfbbq says: O
omgwtfbbq says: NEVER
EcKstasy (ci) says: yeah well they're all the same kids cartoons to me
EcKstasy (ci) says: .
omgwtfbbq says: not really
omgwtfbbq says: rbrb
EcKstasy (ci) says: not to you, you're onl 14
EcKstasy (ci) says: its normal for oyu

#773 (+|-) (Rated: 4) [QDigg / QShare]

* Jobe holds Teressa
* Teressa cuddles Jobe
<@Eck> is this some plot to make me jealous?
<@Eck> diaf.

#67 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<@Eck> LolFail how big if your penis?
<%LolFail> about as small as Amanda

#2008 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<Kyle_> If I showed this technology to people 10 years ago they would think I was from the future.

#7 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]

* Eck is now known as Jordan
<&producer_chaos> thats about right your a big tit to lmao
<~Jordan> wanker

#1750 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<Interface> Hehe..I just found a daughterboard with four 512 kb sticks of ram. Gasps. TWO WHOLE MEGS.
* Interface whistles. 'It's so old that trying to pull up information on the serial number on google brings up..nothing..'
<Romosome> D:
<Romosome> what's a daughterboard
<Cait> It's like a secondary motherboard that attaches to the motherboard.
<aubade> Using a device called the incest cable.

#937 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]

<@discordia> someone give me something to do
<~peer> install *bsd without failing
<@discordia> I was doing a good job until my system overheated and fried the processor

#1511 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<Shawn> ol
<Shawn> ll*
<Shawn> lo*
<Shawn> ..
<Shawn> Wow what the fuck

#1729 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<citalim> this is just a massive collective psychotic chemical flashback from all the drugs smoked, snorted, swallowed, shot, and absorbed rectally from all Americans from 1960 to 1990. thirty years of street drugs gets you the internet

#652 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<+Indomitable> Fucked anymore little boys?
<@a|13n_> LOL
<~SPAWN> sure i did
<~SPAWN> gave them candy afterwards

#1279 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<@DigDug> pretty soon, durandal is going to be on the corner sucking dick
<@DigDug> "just tell me i look good, ok?"

#22 (+|-) (Rated: 8) [QDigg / QShare]

* Miss_Tourettes scratches behind Jobe's ear
<@Miss_Tourettes> good boy
* Jobe pants and wags
<@Eck> ..
<@Eck> dude that sounded wrong.
<@Jobe> dude only to you
<@Eck> no wai dood
<@Jobe> *dude
<@Eck> way!

#1858 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

* poopy (~noway@c-76-16-52-202.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
* popy (~noway@c-76-16-52-202.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #geekissues
* attention sets mode: +o popy
* poopy (~noway@c-76-16-52-202.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #geekissues
* popy (~noway@c-76-16-52-202.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has quit (Write error: Broken pipe)
* attention sets mode: +o poopy
(REPEAT x900+)
<wuzei> my entire irc client screen, on a gigantic 21 inch display, in microscopic font you can't even read with two hubble telescopes for specs, is full of netsplits
<wuzei> wtf kind of goddamn irc experience is this
<wuzei> sprint should run this place, so we can hear a pin drop
<wuzei> 24 inch display
<wuzei> *
<wuzei> and not a single fucking sentence
<wuzei> instead, half of it is poopy oscillating between two quantum states
<wuzei> and the other half is attention punching the +o button faster than hamsters fucking

#284 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<%Zac378> yo, you guys still playing xbox?
<@tet> I got off but I'll go back on if you want to play
<@tet> wait you have halo 3 right?
<%Zac378> nope, I got xbox pajama pants...not an xbox 360 for xmas -.-
<@tet> that's like giving an Ethiopian a picture of food
<%Zac378> lmao

#1717 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<@poet> heat pads FTW :-D
<~Akaula> i love them , in fact abuse them when its cold rofl
<~Akaula> they really warm up a bed fast!
<simen> my bed is too warm
<simen> especially when my dog is in it
<simen> and that sounded awful

#1265 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<+Sclariqrevk> HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
<+Rua_Whitepaw> Good boy, you found three adjacent keys on your keyboard

#2118 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<@Ushanka> So, guys. I was reading a book about steganography, but I've lost my place.
<@Ushanka> This is a really good story about antigravity. I can't put it down!
<Mizzle> I fucking love this book about bibliophilia.
<@Ushanka> I started reading the Wikipedia article on gauntlets but stopped when it got too heavy-handed for my tastes.
<@Ushanka> I was reading the racy memoirs of a Wellington debutante but it made me feel a little sheepish.
<@Jello> I got all wrapped up in a book about bondage.
<Mizzle> I wasn't very far into my text on psychological trauma when I had to stop. It hurt too much.
<@Ushanka> The whole nation is abuzz for the new apiculture guide!

#1596 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<_judas_> i'm told i look a bit like tom cruise under certain lighting conditions and from the back
<frayed> from the back?

#824 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<+Eck> its been a quiet day on irc
<~Host> cuz ur a dick to everybody
<+Eck> no thats you
<+Eck> you hurt me feelings, fu.
<~Host> good
<+Eck> you have a big nose
<+Eck> there
<+Eck> take that
<+Eck> fgt
<~Host> i got lots of big things
<~Host> wanna see?
<+Eck> you probably have, you deformed fuck. but the only thing you have which isnt big, is your penis
<+Eck> self owned

#1205 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<&Alternaria> I watched the entire set of movies witht he kids
<&angel> fell asleep trying to read it...many times
<LoneEagle> yeah, I've only been able to do The Hobbit once
<LoneEagle> reading, that is
<&Alternaria> you do hobbits?
<&angel> really LoneEagle?
<&angel> since when?
<&angel> and...most important
<&angel> how do you find them?
<LoneEagle> I MEAN....reading it!
<&Alternaria> they are like leprechauns...
<Trudgemank> it would have to be a hot hobbit-ette for me though
<&angel> such huge ugly feet
* LoneEagle was never NEAR them hobbits!
<Chewbca> do the hobbit.. jesus christ. what did I walk back in on?
<&angel> sureeeeeeeeeeee uh huh
<Trudgemank> otherwise the hairy feet would be a total Deal-breaker

#1697 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<chris> so there's these two guys having a fairly heated argument next door
<chris> all of a sudden I hear a *SLAP* "SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN CHOWDER BUCKET"
<chris> man
<chris> chowder
<chris> bucket
<chris> wow

#1027 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<@Nick> anyone want a big black second hand dildo, used twice
<@Jobe> used twice by WHO?
<@Nick> me ofc

#1462 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<ajpiano> "analman, benalman"
*** benalman is now known as BENALMAN.
<BENALMAN> HI EVARAYONE
<ANALMAN> HELL YEA
<BENALMAN> I HAEV A JQUERY QUESTON
*** iansym is now known as ANALRAPIST.
*** TheAceOfFire is now known as THEANALOFFANAL.
<temp01> ...
<THEANALOFFANAL> TELL US YOUR JQUERY QUESTION!
<ajpiano> i definitely didn't want to be analman for long
<BENALMAN> HOW CAN I MAKE JQUERY SAVE A FORM TO TEH INTERNET
<ajpiano> which internet??

#792 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

#1681 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<Neito> Britney Spears to adopt Chinese twins
<Neito> from /n/ - News by Anonymous
<Neito> BAHAHAHAHAHAHA- Oh, wait. THey're serious.
<KusanagiRyu> Wonder how long it'll take for the government to take them away
<Neito> Its a sad day when Anonymous is a better parent than an actual mom.
<KusanagiRyu> It's a sad day when you realize people would rather kill JFK or Lincoln or MLK and let people like Britney Spears live

#1753 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]

<xexyz> word got out here at work that "GASP! Daniel has a GIRLFRIEND! ZOMG"
<xexyz> the first question i got asked was
<xexyz> "did you meet her on a site ending in .ru?"
<workmstr> hahahaaaa nice

#866 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]

// In FlameChat, channel #Lobby, enter the Nepal idiot..... this is after a previous kill for bothering me.

<happyboy> lol Alan
<happyboy> i have no access so u are oper access used over me
<happyboy> Lol
<happyboy> i am just normal user
<Alan> You are an annoyance.
<happyboy> being like kids used power hehe
<Alan> If you COULD oper, you'd abuse it.
<happyboy> hmm
<happyboy> yeah
<Alan> I would advise you to be quiet and leave it be now.
<Alan> Or else.
<openProxy[a]> arguing with staff isn't a wise decision
<happyboy> i am well known about it
<happyboy> huh
<happyboy> .oO SPAWN Oo. is my fren
<Alan> Doesn't matter.
<Alan> Arguing with staff is a bannable offense.
<happyboy> hehe why i leave
*** happyboy (happyboy@385E08E7.440A7F10.CF795F18.IP) quit (User has been permanently banned from FlameChat (You have annoyed me for the last time. Get the fuck out of here, and don't come back, or else.))
<Alan> That's why.
<openProxy[a]> lmao
<Alan> Imma gonna quote that shit.
<Alan> qb here I come.

#632 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]

<~Teressa> LolFail, Are you hawt?
<+LolFail> Yeah want a go? :)
<~Teressa> lmao

#2366 (+|-) (Rated: 6) [QDigg / QShare]

// Atheme loads and joins services channel.
<+joker> Yup.
<+joker> That's real quick.
<+jburges> I need to add the alias for BotServ.
<+joker> Anope usually takes a few years loading up.
<+jburges> SPAWN would have done lost his virginity by the time it loaded. :/
<+joker> LOL
<+joker> OWNED

#2395 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<jvellos> One thing I don't understand, though, is why they're called "corn rows."
<jvellos> Shouldn't black people be calling them, "cotton rows?"

#796 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<chris> so a friend of mine had his senior prom on friday
<chris> and someone wanted to pay tribute to a kid that went to that school and died in a car accident
<chris> so he went to the DJ and asked to have a song dedicated to the kid
<chris> guess it was loud in the place because the DJ called the dead kid up to the DJ booth
<chris> ...the room went silent

#1969 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<Poromenos> Getting a bill passed is like getting a story on the reddit frontpage, only in the Senate you're trying to get as many people to game the system as possible
<knight666> So Digg is a more accurate representation of the U.S. Senate?

#2591 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<Drakk> but I'm also queer
<MNG> what do you want me to do...
<Drakk> Put your hand between them! :D
<MNG> Okayyyyy
<Drakk> lol, no war horn! ( get it?!)

#737 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

#858 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<@Free_Points> well its not hard lucas
<@Zerstuca> thats what she said
<@Zerstuca> wait
<@Zerstuca> no
<@Zerstuca> shut the fuck up

#754 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<~peer> discordia stop sending me naughty phone pics
<@discordia> sry :(

#2520 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<joker> CentOS is like Sparky - gay, annoying, immature, unstable, lacks finesse, really needs to stfu and gtfo

#891 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

(+QueenInfamous) how can the FBI monitor chats/
(+QueenInfamous) i mean
(+QueenInfamous) are they in the chan
(+QueenInfamous) under a nick
(+QueenInfamous) or..?

#399 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

* bermejo (n=bermejo@151.Red-83-61-11.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net) has joined ##freebsd
<bermejo> hi all
<bermejo> how do you split hdd of 500GB in partition for mail/web server ¿?
<silverblade> Precision cutting with a junior hacksaw
<hiredman> I draw a line and toss the hard drive into the air
<hiredman> what lands west of the line is for the web, east for the mail
<silverblade> high powered lasers
<ecmuller> in all seriousness though
<ecmuller> ninjas

#1235 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

* ~Novu_Ferret watches bad things happen in Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
<~Novu_Ferret> And now it will quickly progress to an unspeakable act
<+LagFoxx> horse raep?
<~Novu_Ferret> Somewhat more unspeakable than that
<+LagFoxx> killing the stillborn with a severed head?
<~Novu_Ferret> Okay, not quite that bad

#343 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<root> I think my mouth just had an orgasm
<Shayne> Did you swallow?
<root> ...

#1583 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

Vulcanjaded: she took off on the test because im a coder
Vulcanjaded: and stated a variable
Vulcanjaded: then used it later in the problem
Vulcanjaded =[
InfernalTempestX: you're a coder..
Vulcanjaded: ha, a noob coder
InfernalTempestX: just because you edit other people's codes doesn't make a you a coder

#1792 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<jgw> huh apparently "blackberry" means any phone with a physical keyboard and now this dumb fucking end user, who i graciously agreed to help with their personal phone is now pissed because i recommended a piece of third party software for the blackberry to connect to our calendaring server, and it does not work with their "blackberry" aka a Palm Fucking Centro
<jgw> i need to document this incident and point people requesting favors to it with a firm "no!"
<jgw> facepalm
<RangerRick> jgw: don't you mean, faceblackberry?