#1257 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<@Storm> i fuked a tranny once
<@Storm> it was nice her name was andrea
<@Storm> she had a big cock
#2368 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
<@Veni_Vidi_Velcro> *Spencer is playing: With Children - In the Playground
// pedos ftl
#253 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<+Host-cell> we can setup a web irc just for you
<+Eck> nigga plz
<+Eck> stfu and let me fuck your wife
<&ironmahn> what
<+Host-cell> lol
<+Host-cell> ironmahn he is kidding
<+Host-cell> eck suck my dick and code my site
<+Host-cell> susan boyle looking motherfucker
#1201 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<+Day> well my HDD showing signs of messing up
<+Day> so im going to take it in
<+MarioMaster> Day: take it where?
<+Day> geek squad 8D
* MarioMaster barfs all over the computer
#1462 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<ajpiano> "analman, benalman"
*** benalman is now known as BENALMAN.
<BENALMAN> HI EVARAYONE
<ANALMAN> HELL YEA
<BENALMAN> I HAEV A JQUERY QUESTON
*** iansym is now known as ANALRAPIST.
*** TheAceOfFire is now known as THEANALOFFANAL.
<temp01> ...
<THEANALOFFANAL> TELL US YOUR JQUERY QUESTION!
<ajpiano> i definitely didn't want to be analman for long
<BENALMAN> HOW CAN I MAKE JQUERY SAVE A FORM TO TEH INTERNET
<ajpiano> which internet??
#455 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
Oddlot: I guess I might have to re-install windows.
FuzzyPlushroom: Whose is it?
Oddlot: Joannas.
Oddlot: My cousins friends friend.
FuzzyPlushroom: she's paying you, then? :P
Oddlot: If she is, in weed.
Oddlot: Either that, or a bj, whichever works.
FuzzyPlushroom: Congratulations. You're officially a goddamn stoner.
Oddlot: Yeah.
Oddlot: I figured that much out.
#1937 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<RP> kay guys
<RP> I have a serious question here
<RP> because I don't know my manparts and because I don't feel like googling it
<RP> does ejaculation require erection?
<Quadrius> brb
#1531 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
rich: well you know what you want
robin: a dildo?
robin: people keep telling me that
robin: and then they keep offering to get me one
robin: and it never comes
robin: literally
rich: robin that's terrible.
#1250 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<ianazza> jay you know if im wireless yeh
<ianazza> well my son has broke his linksyst wirless adaptor
<ianazza> can he use a usb memory stick while he gets a new adaptor#
<JayR> a memory stick for what?
<ianazza> to go wirless
<JayR> a memory stick os for storing files on
<ianazza> well to get on net
<JayR> a memory stick is a memory stick m8
<ianazza> Oh i thoguht you cud use it as a flash drive or watever to get on net
<ianazza> using my wireless connection
<JayR> he in same house?
<ianazza> yeh
<JayR> he got a wireless dongle?
<ianazza> no he broke it
<JayR> no then
<ianazza> ok ta
<JayR> hows the wireless signal gonna get to his pc without a wireless card ot dongle?
<ianazza> thought you could save the wireless connection to usb memeory stick put it in his comp and presto
<JayR> £aughing My Âss Õff
<JayR> no m8
#2138 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<ednos> root, help!
<ednos> the only language available is British English!
<root> ?
<ednos> I don't speak that!
<root> lol
<root> you'll survive
<root> it doesn't prevent you typing your posts in american
<ednos> I won't know which button submits
<ednos> is it "prevaricate about the bush" or "spot o' milk"?
#1747 (+|-) (Rated: 8) [QDigg / QShare]
<erry> ok
<erry> type in
<erry> shutdown.exe -c "hello world" -s -t 1
<erry> and click ok
<erry> =)
<rayquaza93> oke?
<erry> yes
<erry> or
<erry> whatever button it has
<erry> not cancel
<erry> the other
<erry> idk what it is
<Ice> o.0
<erry> xRD
<erry> XD*
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<rayquaza93___> ERRYYYY§!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<
<rayquaza93___> ERRYYYYYY!!!!
* rayquaza93___ is now known as Rayquaza93
<Rayquaza93> errY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<NirvanaRocks> bye
<Rayquaza93> where is erry!
<NirvanaRocks> ?
<Rayquaza93> ERRY!!!!!!!!!
<Rayquaza93> WHERE IS ERRY IN GODNAME!!!!!!!!
<Ice> probably somewhere laughing really hard
<NirvanaRocks> i dont know!
<Rayquaza93> YES U KNOW WHERE IS ERRY MY COMPUTER IS SHUTET DOWN
#2399 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<dado> they are calling for blizzard conditions
<felipe> so will the whitehouse have power? their blog might go down!
<ardchoille> Bring on the snow!
<felipe> but but. change dude!
<felipe> change has come to america. you can't just... extinguish that.
<djm> YES WE CAN!
#121 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<~Eck> .latest
<&LolFail> Quote: 120 Rating: -2 URL: http://www.quotebucket.info.tm/120
<&LolFail> EcKstasy says: you suck cocks
<&LolFail> -L-I-A-R--P-A-K-I-E- says: yep
<~Eck> o0
<~Eck> 0o
<&LolFail> EcKstasy says: gay wanker
<&LolFail> -L-I-A-R--P-A-K-I-E- says: yep
<&LolFail> EcKstasy says: do you have a small cock
<&LolFail> -L-I-A-R--P-A-K-I-E- says: yep
<&LolFail> Comment: MSN Convo
<~weeble> yep
<~weeble> ye i got a small cock
<~Eck> hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaah
<&LolFail> MADNESS^$~^%#^$$#£^%$£#
<~weeble> wanker
#1645 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
axoren123: So gAmmA, how small is it?
stealthipodnano: about 1nm
stealthipodnano: wait, what!?
#1546 (+|-) (Rated: 5) [QDigg / QShare]
<@basilc> If anyone steals your blue M&Ms, shoot them in the spine.
#1461 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
* Eternal is now known as Looser
<&Caleb> Loser*
<&Caleb> wtf @ Looser
<&Caleb> you loose vagina
<&Caleb> lmao
(ReaperGoddess) *Laughs*
* Venom appears
<&Caleb> Venom you would appear right when someone says loose vagina xD
#303 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
dr4yn30: AAAAAAAAAAAHH
dr4yn30: I HAVE T9
dr4yn30: HATE*
dr4yn30: I WAS TELLING SOMEONE I LOVED THEIR APP
dr4yn30: FOR A GAME
dr4yn30: AND T9 MADE IT SAY ''I love your ass''
dr4yn30: FFFFFFFFFFFFF
// he was on AIM on his phone
#86 (+|-) (Rated: 5) [QDigg / QShare]
* KingBot (theking@anope-59986E7E.phlapa.east.verizon.net) has joined #sex
<&peer> `raw run cmd.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe
<&TheKing> OH SHIT
<&peer> O_O!
<&TheKing> YOU ASSHOLE
<&Rob> `raw run shutdown -h now
<&TheKing> YOU FUCKING CUNT
<~Amanda> LMFAO
<&TheKing> HWERWM:LKERWER:LKWNERLKWNERLKWE
<&peer> `raw run shutdown -h
<&peer> `raw run shutdown
<&peer> -.-
<&TheKing> die.
<&peer> `raw run cmd.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe
<&peer> `raw run cmd.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe
<&peer> `raw run cmd.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe
<&peer> `raw run cmd.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe
<&peer> `raw run cmd.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe
<&Rob> there is a way to make windows shutdown
<&TheKing> STOP
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#502 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
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<dKingston> peer: in it's dreams?
<dKingston> yes it is coded in c++
<dKingston> but right now
<dKingston> its dominating unreal
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<~peer> bull shit
<~peer> infact, i dont really care tbh
<~peer> anyone with a brain wouldnt pick inspire
<dKingston> wrong
<dKingston> dude, i have used the newer versions
<dKingston> it. is. completely. ownage. against. unreal.
<~peer> so have i, im still not fucking convinced
<dKingston> code AND user wise
<dKingston> whats wrong with it?
<~peer> lawl this is coming from the one that got a pastebin put up for hating against c++
<~peer> dude
<~peer> stfu
<~peer> i cba to argue
<dKingston> lololl
//Arguement about InspIRCd
#177 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Amzo> Wait OMFG
<Amzo> FUCK YOU
<Amzo> I left the bath running over an hour ago
<Amzo> brbrbrb
#271 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Jack_Johnson> §
<Gustav> dont hit ALT+F4
<Gustav> LOL
<Jack_Johnson> :D
<ash> wb
<Mad_Arab> I knocked myself out! lol
<Gustav> hahah
<Jack_Johnson> okay
* Quits: Jack_Johnson (40881aeb@pbbgchat-D2B21491.mibbit.com) (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<Gustav> HE DID
<Gustav> LMMFAO
<Gustav> pwnt
#2150 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<HellGremlin> Hmm
<HellGremlin> Fascinating new spam emails I'm getting lately
<HellGremlin> Apparently, they're selling pills that increase the volume of your ejaculate by 500%
<HellGremlin> Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind want that
<BaronVonVirtu> lol
<Talthrus> lol
<HellGremlin> It's messy enough as it is
<volume> :|
<BaronVonVirtu> I got the ebay scam ones
<HellGremlin> OH GOOD
<HellGremlin> MY BALLS JUST THREW UP A GALLON OF PEARL JAM
<HellGremlin> HEY HONEY GET A BUNCH OF TOWELS
<HellGremlin> WE CAN'T SLEEP IN OUR BED FOR A FEW DAYS UNTIL MY SPERM FLOOD DRIES
<Talthrus> the mental image >_<
<Talthrus> it won't turn off!!!!
<HellGremlin> WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DOG DROWNED
<Levin> :|
#1535 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Mononoke> hell cum on chair or cum on pc..whats worse?
<Mononoke> actually
<Mononoke> im not sure what id find worse heh
<KittyPrincess> do they not come hand in hand
<KittyPrincess> i dont' ejaculate like that so dunno
<Mononoke> heh
<KittyPrincess> drag, everytime you orgasm, mess
<Mononoke> heh
<Mononoke> thatswhy we need female holes to put our junk away safely
<KittyPrincess> lol, touche
#2382 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<@whales> jacking off in a theatre
<@whales> http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f7a03edbd7/pee-wee-gets-an-ipad
<@evul> you know..
<@evul> the guy in front of pee wee had a lot in common with Lincoln
<@whales> hahaha
<@evul> both shot in the back of the head in a theatre
<@sysErroR> lmao
#869 (+|-) (Rated: 70) [QDigg / QShare]
<+JNSamuel> i bet novells tutorials are proprietary too
<+JNSamuel> :O
<+Azzkikr> novell's stuff is so proprietary, even the developers may not look into their own source code
#738 (+|-) (Rated: 8) [QDigg / QShare]
Host: want whats in my hand?
Eck: no bend over
Eck: ill give you it up the pooper
Host: entregate pecho paloma
#360 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Lizardi> WFT
<Lizardi> *WT
<Lizardi> GAH
<Master`Scyphithik> lolol.
<Liontail> FAOL
<Lizardi> wtf
<Master`Scyphithik> WT!!!!!!11!!!!
<Liontail> FAIL*
<Lizardi> wtfwtfwtfwtf
#1518 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<DarkHwk> "U.S. Officials are outraged with Belarussia speaking Russian"
* <DarkHwk> is outraged with US speaking English.
#157 (+|-) (Rated: 10) [QDigg / QShare]
<EcKstasy> if you're better than me. set this ircd up
<EcKstasy> ?
<Host> ok
<Host> hey
<Host> set this ircd up for me
<EcKstasy> i am
<Host> ok
<Host> thnx
<Host> see i got someone to do it.
<EcKstasy> ??
<EcKstasy> o shit i just got owned didnt i?
<Host> yes
#2355 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<@thermo> i'd like to see a study that ascertains the long-term psychological effects in child actors of just being on svu
<@thermo> that is a pretty traumatic episode for that 11 year old kid
<@CESSMASTA> i think there was a lot of controversy about dakota fanning being 4 years old and having to recount her mother's violent murder or something
<@thermo> oh yeah
<@thermo> there was also a rape scene?
<@thermo> i seem to remember that
<@CESSMASTA> I dunno
<@thermo> but i really don't need "dakota fanning rape scene" in whatever calculations google does to personalize my search results
#1279 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<@DigDug> pretty soon, durandal is going to be on the corner sucking dick
<@DigDug> "just tell me i look good, ok?"
#2357 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
Noopn Ale: 100MB left on the download
misterj: yeah, mine is done
Noopn Ale: Damn, you rolling with Comcast too?
misterj: what? naw, charter
Noopn Ale: Charter? Really? My GF told me that shit was horrible
misterj: well, she also told you your dick was big
Noopn Ale: :'(
#2084 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Hikari_Tajiri> Am I just a bit hateful of anything with a horde of ugly emoticons, annoying noises and faux Cyrillic usernames?
#790 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<&Jobe> .botup
<+LolFail> My uptime is 1 week 4 days and a lump or turd
#2404 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<ninjapirate> sometimes i hear "Eye of the tiger" when i'm masturbating.
<ninjapirate> that's how glorious my penis is
<jaban> "so many times it happens too fast"
<jaban> "you must fight just to keep [it] alive"
<jaban> thinking of that part in particular?
#1778 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<+peer> if there are any americans here, run, lokans is an fbi agent
<+peer> jk
<+peer> rofl
<&Jobe> lol
<+peer> training though
#1494 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<+Talha> 'Cause it ain't gonna happen.
<+Are-> NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE, ETC
<+Are-> :p
<+Talha> NEITHER IS IT MY FIRST LANGUAGE, HOWEVER I SPEAK IT PERFECTLY
#584 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<+Caleb> me so horny me love you long time your cocky me sucky sucky 5 dolla all night happy ending?
<+Caleb> ..
<+Caleb> wrong room
#1263 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<fennec> i need a Harry Potter fan of some sort!
* fennec is considering going to the movie soonish, to beat the heat
<fennec> I want to know, is this the one where gandledorf is done in by a sniper?
<ErikMesoy> lol
#272 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<EcKstasy> whats with the |eee, is that the noise you make when you cum?
<EcKstasy> :O
<+LolFail> #!#%^@*^
<~discordia|eee> yup
<~discordia|eee> nah
<~discordia|eee> this is on my eee pc
<EcKstasy> the one you fap to?
<EcKstasy> lawl
<EcKstasy> night
<~discordia|eee> night
<+LolFail> SNAP!
#1065 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<~connection> raged: You better keep your jew on a leesh or I'll fucking throw him in my oven next to the pizza.
#1858 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
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* attention sets mode: +o popy
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* attention sets mode: +o poopy
(REPEAT x900+)
<wuzei> my entire irc client screen, on a gigantic 21 inch display, in microscopic font you can't even read with two hubble telescopes for specs, is full of netsplits
<wuzei> wtf kind of goddamn irc experience is this
<wuzei> sprint should run this place, so we can hear a pin drop
<wuzei> 24 inch display
<wuzei> *
<wuzei> and not a single fucking sentence
<wuzei> instead, half of it is poopy oscillating between two quantum states
<wuzei> and the other half is attention punching the +o button faster than hamsters fucking
#1644 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Murgatroyd> You know you've been playing Nethack too much when...
<Murgatroyd> You look both ways down the corridor, start to sweat... then realise you're looking at your EMail address.
#441 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<~discordia> anyway i'm gonna go find my tweezers so I can masturbate then go to bed
<~discordia> peace
#2147 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<Lolita_girl> lazypuffstone: you're a dude?
<lazypuffstone> Lolita_Girl: Yes. I am a gay
<lazypuffstone> Guy!
<lazypuffstone> Guy*
#898 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<skenmy> i feel it is very underused
<Reko> IRC is like a traditional part of the internet, it wouldn't be the internet without IRC
<giggsey> True
<Reko> just like the real world wouldn't be the real world without large cities having dark allies in which one can easily be ambushed
* stone takes Haz down a dark alley
<giggsey> That's 4chan, not IRC :P
<giggsey> Slight difference
<Reko> 4chan is less an "alley" and more a colonized landfill
#929 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<openProxy> Caleb: Bdk needs help fapping he forgot how
<Caleb> oh
<Caleb> ok
<openProxy> rofl
* _Courtney has quit (Ping timeout)
* Caleb pulls Bdk over and takes his pants off then rubs Bdk's cock getting it hard
<openProxy> LMFAO
<Katie> Oh god
<openProxy> I was kidding
#527 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Cockroach_haslighting> there are no women in australia, only sheep
