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#2445 (+|-) (Rated: 12) [QDigg / QShare]

Host: i think i have food poisoning
Host: i feel wierd and bad
Host: plus what happend last night.
EcKstasy: never eat your mothers cooking
Host: nah i went ot jap restaurant
EcKstasy: you know what that means
EcKstasy: cut up dogs and shit in their food
Host: yes
Host: good shit
Host: but i think im alergic to Pomeranians/
Host: ROTFL

#1 (+|-) (Rated: 11) [QDigg / QShare]

<FossZombie> wtf
<FossZombie> quote "so you are 23 years old right?" me: "yes" them: "did you have any programming experiance in the 1970s"
* Wolfed hails FossZombie
<FossZombie> I'm tempted to say yes
<Wolfed> It would have been interesting.
<FossZombie> Yes in 1971 I was the lead computer scientist for the military, until 1975 when I switched jobs and worked for zenith for a short period of time until 1980s when I switched over to the atari group programming team. In 1984 I was born and that pretty much ended my career as a programmer.
<FossZombie> I spent the next three years shitting myself and learning how to speak and learn my ABCs

#30 (+|-) (Rated: 11) [QDigg / QShare]

<YuFFie> SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH
<YuFFie> WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER.
* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: Owned.)
* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #
<YuFFie> HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF

#213 (+|-) (Rated: 11) [QDigg / QShare]

<%Smiffy> Caleb
<%Smiffy> If a fit girl offered you sex
<%Smiffy> would you take it? :P
<%Caleb> depends
<%Caleb> <_<
<%Smiffy> on?
<%Caleb> idk you tell me
<@________> whether she had a strap on ?
<%Caleb> probably
<%Smiffy> LOLOL
<%Caleb> EW
<%Caleb> Not a strap on
<%Caleb> OMG I LAGGED
<%Caleb> ROFLMAO

#214 (+|-) (Rated: 11) [QDigg / QShare]

<ChildOfDeath> As a child I used to believe gender changes happened spontaneously.
<ChildOfDeath> I was soo scared back in those days.
<ChildOfDeath> I went to bed everynight for a year praying to God that i wouldn't wake up with a vagina... whatever a vagina was.
<fhthd> A what?
<ChildOfDeath> i donno i has heard it compared to a pussy cat a few times.
<RazDaz> so...is it some sort of big cat? like a lion?
<ChildOfDeath> i think so... maybe we should go on a safari trip for one..
<StaffordMeister> i like tigers
<ChildOfDeath> mee too i bet their velvety fur is really nice.
<fhthd> Maybe we hould kill one and eat it
<RazDaz> i dunno, if it's a big cat then it might be kinda hard to catch and/or kill.
<ChildOfDeath> maybe we can play with it... ooh i'd love to feed it.
<fhthd> Then lets just convince it to come quietly
<fhthd> Maybe with food, a dead beaver should do
<RazDaz> I think it will probably scream when it comes no matter what we do.

#157 (+|-) (Rated: 10) [QDigg / QShare]

<EcKstasy> if you're better than me. set this ircd up
<EcKstasy> ?
<Host> ok
<Host> hey
<Host> set this ircd up for me
<EcKstasy> i am
<Host> ok
<Host> thnx
<Host> see i got someone to do it.
<EcKstasy> ??
<EcKstasy> o shit i just got owned didnt i?
<Host> yes

#48 (+|-) (Rated: 9) [QDigg / QShare]

<DeathAdder> I am rebuilding a '69 charger though, over a full-frame.
<DeathAdder> Found the frame at the junkyard.
<Andromeda_Ascendant> ah
<DeathAdder> This one guy up here had a real ugly purple one, and he didn't take very good care of it, so the winter salt rusted the frame and it wouldn't pass inspection. Sold it to me for scrap for 1k.
<DeathAdder> I'm only stripping the original parts.
<DeathAdder> Fucking transmission wasn't original though, and it was 1500.
<DeathAdder> Heh, when I'm out there working on it, my neighbor decides it's time for him to come out and do a little bit on his Maverick.
<DeathAdder> I think the guy likes to compete with me. I mow the lawn? He does too.
<DeathAdder> Tune a weedeater?
<DeathAdder> He does as well.
<DeathAdder> Painted the charger, he painted his tractor.
<Andromeda_Ascendant> lmfao
<Gustav> rofl

#724 (+|-) (Rated: 9) [QDigg / QShare]

<artifakt> haikus are easy
<artifakt> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT
<artifakt> I FUCKIN SUCK COCKS

#738 (+|-) (Rated: 9) [QDigg / QShare]

Host: want whats in my hand?
Eck: no bend over
Eck: ill give you it up the pooper
Host: entregate pecho paloma

#19 (+|-) (Rated: 8) [QDigg / QShare]

<%Eck> FTP servers work better on linux anyway :P
<&pod> most things that run on linux work better !
* Beenie runs better on .... never mind I'll be a good girl
<&pod> haha
<%Eck> My penis?

#38 (+|-) (Rated: 8) [QDigg / QShare]

<iMike> i remember every time i closed my eyes
<iMike> id see your penis
<iMike> it was great
<iMike> i mean disgusting.

#156 (+|-) (Rated: 8) [QDigg / QShare]

<EcKstasy> did you close xchat then copy the files over then start it up?
<EcKstasy> :D
<+LolFail> :o)
<discordia|EEE> i copied files
<discordia|EEE> closed
<@Host> +:
<discordia|EEE> opened
<EcKstasy> .
<discordia|EEE> i'll do it the other way nao
<@Host> WRONG
* discordia|EEE (discordia@NetAdmin.EternalDemise.ws) has quit (Quit: Leaving)
<@Host> idiot kid.
<@Host> wow
<@Host> who doesnt know who to install that in xchat.
<~discordia> nigga I'm still here...

#1083 (+|-) (Rated: 8) [QDigg / QShare]

(+Brandon_) You're just predictable, easily manipulative, and an attention whore.
(Melissa) THATS WHY I HATE YOU
(+Brandon_) Congratulations, you're still predictable and not bipolar.
* Melissa is away. Reason:(someone get this fool brandon_ off the fucking network.) Since:(19:13:28)
(+Brandon_) Go cut yourself, you obviously don't, but you'll say you do because you want to get sympathy from everyone.
(+Brandon_) You want everyone's eyes on you. You always constantly want to be in the lime light.
(Melissa) ya i'm go cut myself.
(+Brandon_) Right there
(+Brandon_) "I'm go cut myself"
(+Brandon_) GOD
(+Brandon_) I'm going to go and cut myself.
(+Brandon_) GET IT RIGHT

#1747 (+|-) (Rated: 8) [QDigg / QShare]

<erry> ok
<erry> type in
<erry> shutdown.exe -c "hello world" -s -t 1
<erry> and click ok
<erry> =)
<rayquaza93> oke?
<erry> yes
<erry> or
<erry> whatever button it has
<erry> not cancel
<erry> the other
<erry> idk what it is
<Ice> o.0
<erry> xRD
<erry> XD*
Quit rayquaza93 has left this server (Client exited).
* rayquaza93___ (htIRC-3376@SCnet-8E093864.adsl2.static.versatel.nl) has joined #pokemonlake
<rayquaza93___> ERRYYYY§!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<
<rayquaza93___> ERRYYYYYY!!!!
* rayquaza93___ is now known as Rayquaza93
<Rayquaza93> errY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<NirvanaRocks> bye
<Rayquaza93> where is erry!
<NirvanaRocks> ?
<Rayquaza93> ERRY!!!!!!!!!
<Rayquaza93> WHERE IS ERRY IN GODNAME!!!!!!!!
<Ice> probably somewhere laughing really hard
<NirvanaRocks> i dont know!
<Rayquaza93> YES U KNOW WHERE IS ERRY MY COMPUTER IS SHUTET DOWN

#10 (+|-) (Rated: 7) [QDigg / QShare]

* @Eck dances nekkid around Ms-pacman's face
* @Eck wiggles
* @Eck gives Ms-pacman a mushroom print, [BANG!] right in the chin with his penis.
<&Ms-pacman> >:|
<&yum9me> o.0
<&yum9me> Poor Ms-pacman :(
<&yum9me> She's getting harrased

#20 (+|-) (Rated: 7) [QDigg / QShare]

<@Eck> No I will not have sex with you.
<@Perihelion> Rapist
<@Eck> Can't rape the willing.
<@Eck> I'm still trying to figure your nick
<@Eck> Is it pronounced "Peri-he-lion" or "Peri-helion"
<@Eck> Peri-helium sounds more win
<@Perihelion> the second one
<@Perihelion> OH DONT YOU PUT ME ON THE BACK BURNERRRRRR YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA HELP ME OUTTTTTTTT
<@Eck> .........mkay

#22 (+|-) (Rated: 7) [QDigg / QShare]

* Miss_Tourettes scratches behind Jobe's ear
<@Miss_Tourettes> good boy
* Jobe pants and wags
<@Eck> ..
<@Eck> dude that sounded wrong.
<@Jobe> dude only to you
<@Eck> no wai dood
<@Jobe> *dude
<@Eck> way!

#43 (+|-) (Rated: 7) [QDigg / QShare]

<_joker^> well you cant spoof on efnet
<_joker^> i know that much
<schmoe> again you make yourself look like a newb
<schmoe> yes u can
<schmoe> i wont show you though

#45 (+|-) (Rated: 7) [QDigg / QShare]

<~Amanda> I CAN ONLY SEE THREE LINES AT A TIME
<~Amanda> ddfg
<~Amanda> dsfg
<~Amanda> dsfg
<~Amanda> df
<~Amanda> gds
<~Amanda> fg
<~Amanda> df
<~Amanda> h
<~Amanda> ad
<~Amanda> h
<~Amanda> rt
<~Amanda> hf
<~Amanda> gh
<~Amanda> Anyway, back to lurking
<@Eck> amanda
<@Eck> feel me
<@Eck> feel me
<@Eck> feel me
<@Eck> feel me
<@Eck> feel me
<@Eck> feel me
<@Eck> ;(
* LolFail downloads some porn for Eck
<@Eck> fuck off

#53 (+|-) (Rated: 7) [QDigg / QShare]

* producer_chaos (Chaos@g-rat.co.uk) has joined #DnB-Chat
<&producer_chaos> Eck
<&producer_chaos> Eck
<&producer_chaos> Eck
<&producer_chaos> Eck
<&producer_chaos> pls help me lol
<~Eck> http://www.google.co.uk/ [!----- I will use google, Google is my friend -----!]
//Repeated x times

#54 (+|-) (Rated: 7) [QDigg / QShare]

<+Wack0> hah, i know how to root phpmyadmin
<+Eck> Sure.
<+Eck> root as in administering it? ;P
<+Eck> heh
* Wack0 has quit (Client exited)
<+Eck> lol..
<+Eck> who was that wacko
<+Eck> xD

#55 (+|-) (Rated: 7) [QDigg / QShare]

<@Jobe-Work> LolFail lovin Boris
<%Boris> Lolfail give boris some lovin.
* LolFail gives boris some lovin. man.
<@Jobe-Work> BAWT SEX!
<LolFail> o_O dude..

Comment: LolFail and Boris are both eggdrops.

#76 (+|-) (Rated: 7) [QDigg / QShare]

<ShaZam> been here nig
<ShaZam> except for my cell phone contract expired and i havent gotten a new one yet
<Serrin> Who the FUCK did you think you were talking to?
<ShaZam> oh wrong tab
<Serrin> "nig"? You know you're a white kid who plays WoW all day right?
<Serrin> You going to load up your 9 and go defend your turf at the mall from the bloods now? I hear they're moving on the yogurt stand...

#161 (+|-) (Rated: 7) [QDigg / QShare]

<Wack0> Nugg, want a brick ?
<Nugg> no thanks
* Wack0 throws his semi-bricked Wii at Nugg anyway
<Wack0> fix that
<Nugg> lol
<Wack0> for me
<Nugg> cant
<Wack0> no worries, you can follow my youtube video
<Wack0> hmm, upload still not even 50% done

#734 (+|-) (Rated: 7) [QDigg / QShare]

<shg> I successfully used the table element.
<shg> Woot!
<hackeron_> shg: tables? - shish
<shg> :/
<shg> I guess you did not read what I stated.
<shg> I successfully used the table element.
<JNSamuel> o dear
<hackeron_> shg: table elements? - shish :)

#41 (+|-) (Rated: 6) [QDigg / QShare]

<Low`DOHC> I got a tin can with some string, and a nigger from ethiopia that can make all those l33t african carrier tones. That's my bandwidth.
<Low`DOHC> he goes "oot click weet barada chicken please"
<Low`DOHC> I feed him dog food and tell him it's chicken
<Low`DOHC> When I go out, I put him in my trunk with a drum
<Low`DOHC> SERIOUS bass
<Low`DOHC> nigga goes "booooom booooooooom clicka gimme chicken please BOOOM boom"

#44 (+|-) (Rated: 6) [QDigg / QShare]

* Joins Feeks (Feeks@host213-122-140-17.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
<Feeks> Hey can anyone help me I've been building a computer?
<@Wabz> Whats up?
<Feeks> Well i built it but it wont turn on
<@Wabz> Is the PSU connected to the board and harddrive etc
<Feeks> Yeah I'm not fucking stupid
<@Wabz> lol ok then, can you hear the fan on the PSU?
<Feeks> Yeah so it's turned on ya fucking muppet
<@Wabz> Fair enough then
<@Wabz> There should be a little red switch on the back of the PSU saying 240
<Feeks> Yeah man
<Feeks> ??? Hurry up some of us dont have all day
<@Wabz> OK OK lol push it over so it says 115 and you'll get more power going to the board
<Feeks> Then Plug it in?
<@Wabz> Yeah
<KLine> hehe :)
@Wabz puts his fingers in his ears
<Feeks> You fucking bastard you blew it up
<@Wabz> No i told you how to blow it up
<@Wabz> You blew it up
<Feeks> Fucker!!
<@Wabz> !kb Feeks
* Wanda sets mode +b *!*@host213-122-140-17.in-addr.btopenworld.com
* Feeks was kicked by Wanda ()

#46 (+|-) (Rated: 6) [QDigg / QShare]

* DeathAdder (Wolven185@EScript-6622133B.an1.ewr18.da.uu.net) has joined #lobby
* Eck rapes DeathAdder.
* DeathAdder slaps Eck.
* Eck rapes DeathAdder.
<+LolFail> they took my squeeznig arm!
<DeathAdder> Not now, I'm sleepy.
<+LolFail> WHY MY SQUEEZING ARM?!?
<DeathAdder> Skank.
<+LolFail> WHHHYYYYY?
<~Eck> you aint got a choice in the matter of rape
<~Eck> nigger bitch
<DeathAdder> Time for sleep.
<DeathAdder> Night fag.
* DeathAdder has quit (Quit: )

#50 (+|-) (Rated: 6) [QDigg / QShare]

<~Eck> You need help.
<DeathAdder> That's what my four therapists said.
<DeathAdder> I don't listen to them either.
<~Eck> you should.
<DeathAdder> Nah.
<~Eck> before someone anal rapes you.
<DeathAdder> They'd take away my drugs if I got better.
<DeathAdder> My asshair is a sure protection against rape.
<DeathAdder> RuGbUrN oN uR CoCk~
<~Eck> ill shave o
<~Eck> fucking wax that shit off
<~Eck> then anally stick my cock up there
<~Eck> make you bend over and say my name
<~Eck> BITCH

#51 (+|-) (Rated: 6) [QDigg / QShare]

* Eck sets mode +G #lobby
<+DeathAdder> Sorry.
<~Eck> <censored> JEW <censored> NIGGER <censored> DIE YOU <censored> <censored> PRICK!
* Eck sets mode -G #lobby

#73 (+|-) (Rated: 6) [QDigg / QShare]

<@iZac> Boris: Jobe owns iZac
<%Boris> iZac: <@Amanda> jack be nimble jack be quick, tell yo momma to suck mah dick.
<%Boris> iZac: Give jobe some lovin.
<@iZac> YES!
<@iZac> I DID IT
<%Boris> iZac: Amanda owns you.
<@iZac> awww shit
<@Eckles> owned.
* Eckles quotes

#160 (+|-) (Rated: 6) [QDigg / QShare]

<+Amzo> Aids are cool
<+Amzo> Facebook offers them free
<+Amzo> "click here for more aids."
<+Amzo> Oh wait...
<+Amzo> It's ads
<+Amzo> :(

#208 (+|-) (Rated: 6) [QDigg / QShare]

<%Smiffy> how the fuck can ur cock be less than 3" soft man ?
<%Smiffy> maggot. LOL
<+Caleb> dude
<+Caleb> im american
<+Caleb> leave me alone

#268 (+|-) (Rated: 6) [QDigg / QShare]

<reep> Dude I've seen how haggis is made.
<reep> If you ever visit scotland, you can also see for your fucking self.
<DeathAdder> Whatever.
<DeathAdder> According to you, its a bird.
<DeathAdder> Except, there is no haggis bird.
<DeathAdder> So, you're fucked.
<reep> Haggis birds are in scotland.
<reep> Read your fucking books
<reep> faggot
<DeathAdder> Uh-huh.
<DeathAdder> It's a Grouse, actually.
<DeathAdder> Only you retards call it a Haggis.
<DeathAdder> The rest of the world recognizes it as the former.
<reep> here we go, pulling out more wikipedia articles.
<reep> Just shut the fuck up
<DeathAdder> You shut the fuck up.
<DeathAdder> This is our channel after all.
<reep> Haggis is scottish, we will name it what we want
<DeathAdder> Go back to lobby, whore.
<reep> Nigger I could ban you from this place if I wanted to.
<DeathAdder> Then do it.
<DeathAdder> Aeon will move to a New server.
<DeathAdder> Do you think that will inconvenience me?
<DeathAdder> Storm didn't even inconvenience me, and that's where CS was intially hosted.
<reep> I honestly don't give a fuck where it moves to.
<DeathAdder> Then stfu and quit running your mouth like you have a pair.
<DeathAdder> We all know you don't.
<reep> You want a bet?
<DeathAdder> What's to bet?
<DeathAdder> A dirty kilt?
<reep> This
* Quits: DeathAdder (Wolven185@EScript-3DC12075.nw.nuvox.net) (User has been permanently banned from EScript (Faggot.))

#1073 (+|-) (Rated: 6) [QDigg / QShare]

<Bdk> <Spencer> A gotta show u something
<Bdk> ^ last time he said that a little 13 year old girl screamed.

#2041 (+|-) (Rated: 6) [QDigg / QShare]

<+Keal> Everyone says I am too stupid for them to want me around. :(
<+Keal> Even both my brothers and my dad tell me how stupid I am. :(
<+go|dfish> Why are you blogging into the window of my IRC client

#2371 (+|-) (Rated: 6) [QDigg / QShare]

<@SupraMad> so Nixtrix why didnt u go to uni?
<+MaLiCiOus> didnt go uni? so hes still bi?
<@SupraMad> LOL

#32 (+|-) (Rated: 5) [QDigg / QShare]

<establish> 16/f/virgin/36c/firmtits/5'9/125 pounds/I like guys who are short, overweight, not good looking, and who are really into computers and video games/plus I have genital warts

#37 (+|-) (Rated: 5) [QDigg / QShare]

<JazzSax> tim likes 8 year old girls
<JazzSax> he looks sooooo big in their hands.
<JazzSax> they like picture books
<tiko> rhonda: Think of me more as a childhood educator.
<dev-> um, I don't think sex ed lessons aren't supposed to be in the back of a white van

#61 (+|-) (Rated: 5) [QDigg / QShare]

* TheWizard has kicked Sc0tt from #The_Mudroom (your mother should have swallowed (a|13n_))
<JILLY> HaHaHaHahAhHhHhHhHhHa
<dj_badass> lool
<ItsNotMe> ah now thats just nasty
<ItsNotMe> she shoulda flushed
<a|13n_> lmao

#63 (+|-) (Rated: 5) [QDigg / QShare]

<Miss_Tourettes> we'll call it even if he lets me put one of dem peppers in his anus
<~Amanda> No room - his head is already there
<Miss_Tourettes> i'll push hard :(
<~Amanda> I thought you were trying to punish him not pleasure him
<Miss_Tourettes> i do what I can

#86 (+|-) (Rated: 5) [QDigg / QShare]

* KingBot (theking@anope-59986E7E.phlapa.east.verizon.net) has joined #sex
<&peer> `raw run cmd.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe
<&TheKing> OH SHIT
<&peer> O_O!
<&TheKing> YOU ASSHOLE
<&Rob> `raw run shutdown -h now
<&TheKing> YOU FUCKING CUNT
<~Amanda> LMFAO
<&TheKing> HWERWM:LKERWER:LKWNERLKWNERLKWE
<&peer> `raw run shutdown -h
<&peer> `raw run shutdown
<&peer> -.-
<&TheKing> die.
<&peer> `raw run cmd.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe
<&peer> `raw run cmd.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe
<&peer> `raw run cmd.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe
<&peer> `raw run cmd.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe
<&peer> `raw run cmd.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe mirc.exe
<&Rob> there is a way to make windows shutdown
<&TheKing> STOP
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#124 (+|-) (Rated: 5) [QDigg / QShare]

<LolFail> breasts: = the best part
<%Eck> !+

#151 (+|-) (Rated: 5) [QDigg / QShare]

<&discordia> LolFail will you marry me?
<+LolFail> certainly
<+LolFail> Do you like my dicksack?

#179 (+|-) (Rated: 5) [QDigg / QShare]

<Unknown)Hex(> Wtf, there is a class on Harry Potter.
<`Xel`Naga`> G strings and 740 lbs
<Ghin.> Crap my house is on fire afk
<Unknown)Hex(> Everywhere I go, people are talking about WV.
<tonynelson(DK)> it most likly a clan
<FuryOfNoobElf@Azeroth> i wish i was more cultured
<SinfulSoul> I got boned.
<Boatright(KKoD)> i need a hot girlfriend <cracker-jacker> my mom isnt online
<magicwolfy> ANY GIRLS HERE WANNA SUCK MY %@$%
<Damn_it2> time to go play with my daughter
<TORTUGAMASTERR> EDUCATION IS NOT INTELLIGENCE
<fufuberry> Please don't tell me I get stood up online too
ArchAngel-Syfer@Azeroth> What's a Schlattwhapper? <Scholar> Schlattwhapper, n.: The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down, hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face. Get on it.
<Cpt-Hero> theyre a few penors short of a fufu dream
<Ame> And seriously, if you're so fat you need to move the stomach to get to the d!ck, then you'd damn well best help me out and move it, or you're not appreciative enough to be worth the effort. I mean, god..
<Apples-2-Apples> ?w PrincessVampire *caresses down your thigh as his hard member pulses, aching to taste the sweet necter of your !&$%@*
<ShadowHunter-2@Azeroth> i play Bass for Green Day <ShadowHunter-2@Azeroth> My Fav Bass is Mike Dirnt From Green
<gani(DE)> i heard of e-marrage (cause i am e-marraid)but u take it to far
<Valeficent> i am uber uber 1337
<Dead_by_Dawn> if my hubby bit my ass that hard might turn me on
<Carnival> i pee with a picture of your mom in the toilet teaches me to get my aim right
<dericade(SoD)> SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME RUN A DAT FILE OR ILL RIP UR TESTICULES OUT THRU UR ANIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#1546 (+|-) (Rated: 5) [QDigg / QShare]

<@basilc> If anyone steals your blue M&Ms, shoot them in the spine.

#2364 (+|-) (Rated: 5) [QDigg / QShare]

<joker> Nolan had cereal and cum
<joker> for breakfast
<~Nolan> Lies.
<~Nolan> Only on wednesdays
<~Nolan> Oh shit
<~Nolan> Today is wednesday

#2366 (+|-) (Rated: 5) [QDigg / QShare]

// Atheme loads and joins services channel.
<+joker> Yup.
<+joker> That's real quick.
<+jburges> I need to add the alias for BotServ.
<+joker> Anope usually takes a few years loading up.
<+jburges> SPAWN would have done lost his virginity by the time it loaded. :/
<+joker> LOL
<+joker> OWNED